The Brown Chocolatey Mess of Fudgetopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stephie Fudge with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 43.558 billion Fudgetopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but sluggish Fudgetopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,749 trillion fudgers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 40,171 fudgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's favourite colour is red (Fudgetopia has found 2 easter eggs), government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, Fudgetopia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fudgetopia's national animal is the hasselhoff, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fudgetopia is ranked 3,566^th in the world and 99^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 23.4 bananas ingested per day.