The Superly Coolest Nicest Proud of Second PEEnadian is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Fredrick Microphone with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 9.883 billion Peenader have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Globalia. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Peenader economy, worth a remarkable 2,230 trillion Pollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,721 Pollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Builders across Second PEEnadian are blocked up with orders for new public loos, claiming it smells like rain can land you in a storm of trouble, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Second PEEnadian's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Any Religion.

Second PEEnadian is ranked 279^th in the world and 45^th in 10000 Islands for Most Influential, scoring 244,875 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.