The Garden of Krystalveil is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Imperial Council with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.199 billion Krystalveilians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 0². The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Krystalveilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,144 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 341,851 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, going on a diet invalidates your passport, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and The Imperial Council has more friends than ever before. Crime is totally unknown. Krystalveil's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krystalveil is ranked 1,448^th in the world and 27^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,366.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.