The Free Land of Kebecois is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Max the Magnificent with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.806 billion Kebecoisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maximilia. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kebecoisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,560 trillion gold francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,093 gold francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, the endangered saltwater humpback snowy owl is only seen in captivity programs, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kebecois's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kebecois is ranked 62,668^th in the world and 181^st in 10000 Islands for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,212.72 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.