The Republic of Wysrod is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Atheros Graymalkin with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.849 billion Wysrodians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Defense, Industry, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wysrod City at Durskerl Bay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wysrodian economy, worth a remarkable 2,769 trillion Wysrodian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 352,839 Wysrodian Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,095,115 per year while the poor average 27,306, a ratio of 76.7 to 1.

International commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism, double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wysrod's national animal is the Draugluin Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wysrod is ranked 530^th in the world and 10^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Crime Rates, with 73.92 Crimes Per Hour.