The Kingdom of Pavaro is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Rob with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 26.501 billion Pavaroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pavo City. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pavaroan economy, worth a remarkable 2,418 trillion Pavs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,246 Pavs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison is a nightmare, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!", hackers post hourly updates on international summits, and the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pavaro's national animal is the Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pavaro is ranked 246,927^th in the world and 418^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 21,077.89 Standard Monetary Units.