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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,482ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,698thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,886th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Stick to your hedgehog!
King Rob
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Average

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Pavaro

Population21.611 billion

CapitalPavo City
LeaderKing Rob

CurrencyPav
AnimalHamster

The Kingdom of Pavaro is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Rob with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.611 billion Pavaroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pavo City. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pavaroan economy, worth a remarkable 1,811 trillion Pavs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,834 Pavs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, the fate of the world literally rests on King Rob's fingers, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, and visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pavaro's national animal is the Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pavaro is ranked 236,187th in the world and 1,333rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.59 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,482ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,698thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,886thMost Influential: 4,146thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,520thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,328thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,358thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,622ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,671stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,280thBest Weather: 6,393rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,516thSmartest Citizens: 7,335thLargest Populations: 8,096thMost Pacifist: 8,837thHighest Economic Output: 10,753rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,174thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,875thMost Secular: 15,951stHighest Food Quality: 20,330thMost Developed: 20,593rdSafest: 21,535thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,087thMost Income Equality: 24,106th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 76th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 82nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 105th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 108th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 112th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 127th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 131st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 140th in the regionBest Weather: 146th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 149th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pavaro, visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Pavaro, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning.
  • : Following new legislation in Pavaro, the fate of the world literally rests on King Rob's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Pavaro, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Pavaro endorsed The Federal Republic of United Kolance.
  • : Pavaro endorsed The Federal Republic of Clialaad.
  • : Pavaro was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Clialaad.
  • : Following new legislation in Pavaro, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
  • : Following new legislation in Pavaro, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Pavaro, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.

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