The Southern Ring Republic of Macrasetia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Princeps Pacificus Serellia Karisea with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.968 billion Macrasetians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masqueriel. The average income tax rate is 93.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Macrasetian economy, worth 982 trillion pescas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 247,656 pescas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown. Macrasetia's national animal is the hellbender, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Macraesiph.

Macrasetia is ranked 18,203^rd in the world and 246^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.7 law-abiding acts per hour.