The Peenadian not the old nation of Second Peenadian is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Head of Council with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.815 billion Peenaders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peenaditon. The average income tax rate is 79.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Peenader economy, worth 719 trillion Peenadian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,544 Peenadian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Peenader tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Peenadian's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anything.

Second Peenadian is ranked 9,174^th in the world and 91^st in 10000 Islands for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,068.48 on the Gilded Widget Scale.