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Most Influential: 970thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,622nd
The Peenadian not the old nation of
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Second Peenadian

Population3.815 billion

LeaderHead of Council

CurrencyPeenadian Dollars

The Peenadian not the old nation of Second Peenadian is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Head of Council with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.815 billion Peenaders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peenaditon. The average income tax rate is 79.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Peenader economy, worth 719 trillion Peenadian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,544 Peenadian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Peenader tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Peenadian's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anything.

Second Peenadian is ranked 9,174th in the world and 91st in 10000 Islands for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,068.48 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Influential: 970thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,186thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,622ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,119thRudest Citizens: 6,728thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,843rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,491stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,581stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,902ndMost Devout: 8,498thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,174thLargest Black Market: 9,374thHighest Average Incomes: 10,504thMost Efficient Economies: 11,072ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,330thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,379thMost Developed: 13,220thLargest Governments: 14,047thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 15,058thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,070thSmartest Citizens: 15,174thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,944thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,026thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,463rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,876thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,907thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,138thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,896thLargest Mining Sector: 27,515thLowest Crime Rates: 27,548th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionLargest Black Market: 65th in the regionMost Devout: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 80th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 91st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 96th in the regionRudest Citizens: 96th in the region

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