The Kingdom of Tramolvalnia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Heron with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.395 billion Tramolvalnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cornelești. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tramolvalnian economy, worth 145 trillion Cookies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,161 Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, the World Kingdom Games have been won again by Tramolvalnia as no other country cares enough to compete, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tramolvalnia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tramolvalnia is ranked 224,516^th in the world and 759^th in 10000 Islands for Most Secular, with 15.29 Atheism Rate.