by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 377thHighest Crime Rates: 566thLargest Retail Industry: 657th
The Mutiny of
Yum, brains.
Dread Pirate Roberts
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Free Land of Rebellium

Population5.917 billion

CapitalThe Agora
LeaderDread Pirate Roberts
FaithNo Gods No Masters


The Mutiny of Free Land of Rebellium is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dread Pirate Roberts with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.917 billion Rebelliumians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Agora. The average income tax rate is 1.9%.

The all-consuming Free Land of Rebelliumian economy, worth 844 trillion brains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 142,799 brains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

In government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements, and nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Land of Rebellium's national animal is the Octopi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No Gods No Masters.

Free Land of Rebellium is ranked 17,361st in the world and 340th in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,088.1 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Influential: 377thHighest Crime Rates: 566thLargest Retail Industry: 657thRudest Citizens: 696thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 699thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 701stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 725thFattest Citizens: 1,020thMost Armed: 1,024thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,244thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,522ndHighest Drug Use: 1,711thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,858thTop
Most Avoided: 2,598thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,167thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,233rdMost Inclusive: 8,956thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,647thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,194thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,406thMost Cultured: 15,324thHighest Average Incomes: 15,773rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,935thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,913thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,361stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,447thHighest Food Quality: 18,955thMost Politically Free: 19,073rdHighest Poor Incomes: 20,486thHighest Economic Output: 23,707th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionMost Politically Free: 19th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25th in the regionMost Avoided: 36th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 56th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Extreme: 65th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 94th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 97th in the regionNudest: 148th in the region

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