by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 616thHighest Crime Rates: 688thLargest Retail Industry: 761st
The Mutiny of
The only function of government shall be not to exist
Gaia the Goddess
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Free Land of Rebellium

Population3.552 billion

LeaderGaia the Goddess

AnimalTurritopsis Dohrnii Jellyfish

The Mutiny of Free Land of Rebellium is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gaia the Goddess with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.552 billion Rebelliumians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Environment and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Synesthesium. The average income tax rate is 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Land of Rebelliumian economy, worth 494 trillion Hemps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 139,112 Hemps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, Free Land of Rebellium is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and they say that Gaia the Goddess's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Land of Rebellium's national animal is the Turritopsis Dohrnii Jellyfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ANTISTATE.

Free Land of Rebellium is ranked 1,075th in the world and 19th in 10000 Islands for Rudest Citizens, with 297.69 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 616thHighest Crime Rates: 688thLargest Retail Industry: 761stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 869thMost Influential: 871stRudest Citizens: 1,075thFattest Citizens: 1,125thMost Armed: 1,280thHighest Drug Use: 1,392ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,544thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,575thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,132ndTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,489thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,623rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,304thMost Inclusive: 9,520thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,894thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,387thMost Efficient Economies: 15,009thLargest Black Market: 15,352ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,148thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,536thMost Cultured: 17,400thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,294thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,463rdMost Corrupt Governments: 20,010thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,357thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,862nd
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Influential: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 87th in the regionLargest Black Market: 103rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 145th in the region

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