The Fresh Juicy Brains of The Soylent Green Party is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Attila the Hungery with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.609 billion Soylent Green Landers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Poneyburger. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soylent Green Lander economy, worth an astonishing 15,094 trillion Sharknado Laserdiscs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 567,274 Sharknado Laserdiscs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is a law unto itself, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", and folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers". Crime is totally unknown. The Soylent Green Party's national animal is the Suckling Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pony BBQ is Magic.

The Soylent Green Party is ranked 57,306^th in the world and 444^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.66 law-abiding acts per hour.