The FRESH MEAT of The Soylent Green Party is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nicholas the Hungery with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.585 billion Soylent Green Landers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Ponyburger. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Soylent Green Lander economy, worth a remarkable 6,029 trillion Hootie and the Blowfish 8-tracks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 413,392 Hootie and the Blowfish 8-tracks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, one does not simply walk into the tundra, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime is totally unknown. The Soylent Green Party's national animal is the Suckling Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reindeer BBQ is Magic.

The Soylent Green Party is ranked 151,973^rd in the world and 1,043^rd in 10000 Islands for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.95 Crimes Per Hour.