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The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Ponyburger. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Soylent Green Lander economy, worth a remarkable 4,782 trillion Sharknado Laserdiscs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 380,160 Sharknado Laserdiscs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown. The Soylent Green Party's national animal is the Suckling Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pony BBQ is Magic.

The Soylent Green Party is ranked 148,801^st in the world and 1,240^th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.41 Bananas Ingested Per Day.