The United Gamers of DetroitSmash is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by AngelKiba with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.852 billion DetroitSmashians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floyand. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DetroitSmashian economy, worth a remarkable 1,216 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,127 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys, much of DetroitSmash's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals. Crime is totally unknown. DetroitSmash's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

DetroitSmash is ranked 19,978^th in the world and 205^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,600.49 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.