The United Gamers of DetroitSmash is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by AngelKiba with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.539 billion DetroitSmashians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floyand. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DetroitSmashian economy, worth 898 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 119,199 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young criminals are told they'll go to bed without supper if they do it again, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, and spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. Crime is totally unknown. DetroitSmash's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

DetroitSmash is ranked 132,365^th in the world and 386^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,164.24 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.