The Affiliation of Greater Theowherveld is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Majestic 12 with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.9 billion Affiliates enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vendehal. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Affilated economy, worth 281 trillion Razunales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 97,079 Razunales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, torture is illegal, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Theowherveld's national animal is the Alien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Self Aware New Age BS.

Greater Theowherveld is ranked 177,007^th in the world and 726^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.37 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.