The ONCEness of Ilfarasia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme ONCEcellor Prosavich with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.648 billion Ilfarasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonatown. The average income tax rate is 30.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ilfarasian economy, worth 438 trillion creds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 165,530 creds, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The well-to-do in 10000 Islands are never on time for important appointments, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilfarasia's national animal is the hornbill, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink Pandaism.

Ilfarasia is ranked 45,665^th in the world and 277^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,960.12 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.