| Population | 1.725 billion |
| Capital | Jonatown |
| Leader | Supreme ONCEcellor Prosavich |
| Currency | cred |
| Animal | hornbill |
The ONCEness of Ilfarasia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supreme ONCEcellor Prosavich with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.725 billion Ilfarasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonatown. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ilfarasian economy, worth 247 trillion creds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 143,243 creds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
White strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilfarasia's national animal is the hornbill, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Ilfarasia is ranked 16,889th in the world and 258th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.58 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Ilfarasia, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.
- : Following new legislation in Ilfarasia, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : Ilfarasia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Ilfarasia, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
- : Following new legislation in Ilfarasia, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
- : Following new legislation in Ilfarasia, military funding has been stripped back.
- : Following new legislation in Ilfarasia, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
- : Following new legislation in Ilfarasia, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
- : Ilfarasia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
- : Following new legislation in Ilfarasia, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 130 » 
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