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Most Primitive: 523rdMost Influential: 891stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,512th
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Swag Chief Bubba Estate

Population7.709 billion

Capitalthat venerable house
Leaderthe Heir
Faiththe Faith

Currencygold coin
Animalsavage Swine

The Haunted Homestead of Swag Chief Bubba Estate is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Heir with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.709 billion heroes and mercenaries are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of that venerable house. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Swag Chief Bubba Estatean economy, worth a remarkable 1,355 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,821 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Swag Chief Bubba Estate's national animal is the savage Swine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Faith.

Swag Chief Bubba Estate is ranked 38,762nd in the world and 265th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,655.78 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 523rdMost Influential: 891stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,512thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,599thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,315thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,327thTop
Most Avoided: 2,578thLargest Mining Sector: 2,656thLargest Black Market: 2,861stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,864thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,916thMost Devout: 2,976thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,067thHighest Crime Rates: 3,109thFattest Citizens: 3,678thHighest Drug Use: 3,746thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,240thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,059thMost Armed: 6,103rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,262ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,661stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,835thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,782ndLargest Retail Industry: 13,214thMost Patriotic: 13,774thHighest Economic Output: 13,989thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,253rdMost Stationary: 18,710thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,937thLargest Governments: 19,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,960thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,776th
Most Primitive: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 36th in the regionMost Devout: 39th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 49th in the regionFattest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Armed: 74th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 88th in the regionMost Influential: 97th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 116th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 125th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 126th in the regionMost Patriotic: 145th in the regionMost Stationary: 151st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 152nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 156th in the region

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