The of United federation of kurdistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Halwest the greate with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.508 billion kurds are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amed. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United federation of kurdistanian economy, worth 358 trillion Kuroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,187 Kuroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling is outlawed, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United federation of kurdistan's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

United federation of kurdistan is ranked 192,747^th in the world and 644^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 238.32 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.