The Federal Republic of Kanycta is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cải Bắp with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.061 billion Kanyctans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napa. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kanyctan economy, worth 93.8 trillion Savoys a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 88,440 Savoys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Kanyctan politicians, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanycta's national animal is the Brassica Oleracea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanycta is ranked 146,789^th in the world and 909^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 433.55 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.