The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.402 billion Collective Workers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 1,404 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 260,059 party-approved credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is CONTENT CLASSIFIED.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 162,864^th in the world and 1,091^st in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 48.91 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.