by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 30thMost Influential: 114thMost Patriotic: 166th
The Collective Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Work for your family, and for everyone
General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population13.566 billion

LeaderGeneral Secretary Nikita Alahomorov

Currencyparty-approved credit
AnimalArmored Kyrizstanislavi Bear

The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.566 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 4,304 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 317,289 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, trespassers entering General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov's office are immediately vaporized, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 230,912th in the world and 1,089th in 10000 Islands for Most Inclusive, scoring 4.48 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Secular: 30thMost Influential: 114thMost Patriotic: 166thLowest Crime Rates: 244thLargest Agricultural Sector: 430thLargest Information Technology Sector: 508thMost Corrupt Governments: 516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 519thLargest Governments: 571stHighest Average Tax Rates: 580thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 633rdSmartest Citizens: 657thMost Beautiful Environments: 662ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 856thHighest Poor Incomes: 970thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,281stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,298thHighest Average Incomes: 1,780thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,163rdTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,505thHighest Economic Output: 2,763rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,786thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,792ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,908thHealthiest Citizens: 2,931stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,485thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,190thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,397thMost Efficient Economies: 4,433rdMost Cultured: 5,037thBest Weather: 5,556thMost Stationary: 6,299thMost Authoritarian: 6,737thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,513thTop
Most Developed: 13,095thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,440thMost Conservative: 16,035thLargest Black Market: 19,596thLargest Populations: 20,467thMost Extreme: 22,759th
Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 38th in the regionMost Extreme: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 51st in the regionMost Stationary: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 62nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 74th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 79th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionMost Cultured: 93rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 96th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 103rd in the region

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