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Most Secular: 114th Most Influential: 248th Lowest Crime Rates: 457th
The Collective Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Work for your family, and for everyone
General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kyrizstanislav

Population7.036 billion

CapitalGrazboroniki
LeaderGeneral Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
FaithCONTENT CLASSIFIED

Currencyparty-approved credit
AnimalArmored Kyrizstanislavi Bear

The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.036 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 1,857 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 264,013 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the Collective delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", anti-vaxxers are right about the government injecting diseases into people, and only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is CONTENT CLASSIFIED.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 171,473rd in the world and 1,319th in 10000 Islands for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.27 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Secular: 114thMost Influential: 248thLowest Crime Rates: 457thLargest Governments: 462ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 502ndMost Subsidized Industry: 530thHighest Poor Incomes: 700thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 757thMost Scientifically Advanced: 921stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,008thSmartest Citizens: 1,112thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,140thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,235thSafest: 1,247thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,294thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,307thMost Developed: 1,335thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,393rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,596thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,651stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,818thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,910thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,005thMost Cultured: 2,103rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,191stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,274thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,501stMost Efficient Economies: 4,966thHighest Economic Output: 5,664thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 9,456thMost Stationary: 9,498thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,326thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,276thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,359thMost Authoritarian: 16,210thRudest Citizens: 16,279th
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Most Secular: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionSafest: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 57th in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 84th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 93rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionMost Stationary: 100th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 131st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyrizstanislav was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, anti-vaxxers are right about the government injecting diseases into people.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the Collective delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...".
  • : Kyrizstanislav voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom of Expression"".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Kyrizstanislav voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Monarchist Entente"".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.

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