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Most Secular: 197th Most Influential: 251st Largest Governments: 421st
The Collective Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Work for your family, and for everyone
General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.791 billion Collective Workers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 1,497 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 258,616 party-approved credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is CONTENT CLASSIFIED.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 177,589th in the world and 1,367th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 3.26 Obesity Rate.

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Most Secular: 197thMost Influential: 251stLargest Governments: 421stHighest Average Tax Rates: 471stLowest Crime Rates: 481stMost Subsidized Industry: 511thMost Advanced Public Transport: 674thSafest: 726thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 845thMost Developed: 899thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,030thHealthiest Citizens: 1,129thSmartest Citizens: 1,175thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,191stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,344thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,377thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,418thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,516thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,636thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,667thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,719thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,756thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,840thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,009thHighest Average Incomes: 2,139thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,355thMost Cultured: 2,966thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,127thMost Efficient Economies: 5,129thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,830thHighest Economic Output: 6,886thBest Weather: 8,502ndMost Inclusive: 8,873rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 9,473rdMost Stationary: 11,045thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,486th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionTop
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Safest: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 56th in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 73rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 85th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 94th in the regionRudest Citizens: 94th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 105th in the regionMost Stationary: 118th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 131st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Kyrizstanislav voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Macabees".
  • : Kyrizstanislav voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Ritual Sacrifice".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.

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