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Most Secular: 147th Most Influential: 261st Largest Governments: 420th
The Collective Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Work for your family, and for everyone
General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.351 billion

LeaderGeneral Secretary Nikita Alahomorov

Currencyparty-approved credit
AnimalArmored Kyrizstanislavi Bear

The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.351 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 1,717 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 270,366 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, bilingual Collective Workers are viewed with suspicion, and singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is CONTENT CLASSIFIED.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 178,333rd in the world and 1,269th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -20.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Secular: 147thMost Influential: 261stLargest Governments: 420thLowest Crime Rates: 452ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 471stHighest Poor Incomes: 546thMost Subsidized Industry: 604thMost Advanced Public Transport: 800thMost Scientifically Advanced: 847thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 878thSafest: 1,043rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,083rdSmartest Citizens: 1,196thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,267thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,310thMost Developed: 1,347thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,569thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,763rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,816thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,871stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,876thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,925thHighest Average Incomes: 1,951stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,974thMost Cultured: 2,656thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,719thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,744thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,903rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,131stHighest Economic Output: 6,058thFattest Citizens: 6,311thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,714thTop
Most Stationary: 10,411thMost Authoritarian: 10,417thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,311thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,512thMost Inclusive: 14,370thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,408thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,752nd
Lowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 46th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionMost Influential: 54th in the regionFattest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 79th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 97th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 106th in the regionMost Stationary: 107th in the regionMost Extreme: 109th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 118th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyrizstanislav endorsed The United Kingdom of Genovia-Karlsruhe.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, bilingual Collective Workers are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
  • : Kyrizstanislav was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Genovia-Karlsruhe.
  • : Kyrizstanislav was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Kyrizstanislav voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protection of Biomedical Research"".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.


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