|Leader||General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov|
|Animal||Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear|
The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.351 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 1,717 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 270,366 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, bilingual Collective Workers are viewed with suspicion, and singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is CONTENT CLASSIFIED.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kyrizstanislav endorsed The United Kingdom of Genovia-Karlsruhe.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, bilingual Collective Workers are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
- : Kyrizstanislav was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Genovia-Karlsruhe.
- : Kyrizstanislav was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Kyrizstanislav voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protection of Biomedical Research"".
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
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