The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.854 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 5,754 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 362,946 party-approved credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 977^th in the world and 12^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 89,893.48 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.