|Leader||General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov|
|Animal||Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear|
The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, soft-spoken computers, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.762 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 2,602 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 266,617 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
War criminals are given full state funerals, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Kyrizstanislav at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kyrizstanislav endorsed The Democratic States of DVVK.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Kyrizstanislav at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Kyrizstanislav was endorsed by The Democratic States of DVVK.
- : Kyrizstanislav voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Sterilisation".
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
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