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Most Secular: 56th Most Influential: 167th Largest Agricultural Sector: 432nd
The Collective Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Work for your family, and for everyone
General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population9.762 billion

LeaderGeneral Secretary Nikita Alahomorov

Currencyparty-approved credit
AnimalArmored Kyrizstanislavi Bear

The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, soft-spoken computers, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.762 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 2,602 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 266,617 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War criminals are given full state funerals, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Kyrizstanislav at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 152,977th in the world and 1,098th in 10000 Islands for Most Pacifist, with 3.29 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most Secular: 56thMost Influential: 167thLargest Agricultural Sector: 432ndLowest Crime Rates: 498thLargest Information Technology Sector: 523rdHighest Poor Incomes: 686thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 755thMost Scientifically Advanced: 782ndMost Beautiful Environments: 975thLargest Governments: 1,010thSmartest Citizens: 1,069thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,090thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,137thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,556thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,586thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,211thMost Cultured: 2,248thHighest Average Incomes: 2,373rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,493rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,592ndMost Authoritarian: 2,624thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,661stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,724thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,901stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,667thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,101stHighest Economic Output: 4,210thMost Efficient Economies: 4,346thMost Extreme: 6,796thMost Stationary: 7,541stMost Conservative: 7,720thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 9,288thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,123rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,220thMost Developed: 12,009thMost Income Equality: 13,719th
Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 38th in the regionMost Conservative: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 54th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionMost Stationary: 73rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 74th in the regionMost Income Equality: 98th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 108th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyrizstanislav endorsed The Democratic States of DVVK.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Kyrizstanislav at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Kyrizstanislav was endorsed by The Democratic States of DVVK.
  • : Kyrizstanislav voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Sterilisation".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.


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