Population | 20.805 billion |
Capital | Grazboroniki |
Leader | General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov |
Faith | ██████████████ |
Currency | party-approved credit |
Animal | Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear |
The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.805 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 8,395 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 403,556 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, diplomatic cables about General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov have suddenly been very flattering, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.
Kyrizstanislav is ranked 306,060th in the world and 666th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 2.67 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kyrizstanislav was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, diplomatic cables about General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov have suddenly been very flattering.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology.
- : Kyrizstanislav was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Kyrizstanislav was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies.
- : Kyrizstanislav endorsed The Third Federation of Solsevara.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 55 » Free Land of Rebellium, Ilfarasia, Macrasetia, Namakan, Democratic Nacheadasaan, Tausend Seen, Better Indonesia, Blogotopia, Sillitopia, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Chip Skylark, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Colonel Terrosit, Jaegerpondonia, DetroitSmash, Lower Phlebacite, The Unidet Of Life, Milanisca, The African Emirates, Evertopia, Maalemzya, Franconia and Bavaria, Ear Exploder 9000, The Snake Brotherhood, Samonaemia, Mastodonia, Kalimport, Killettland, United States of Island land, The Galactic American Imperium, Izaiya, Ishkabibber, Nami Bays, Pavaro, Greater Sus, Taiqar, Babylon and Ur, Goat Republic, Greater Granskiye, Faradova, Grimmywelsh, Krystalveil, Zebastani, Creberg, Guyana Francese, Aurum Port, Zeklandia, The Democratic State of Josora, Dustwind, Mount Bhafang, and 5 others.Jzonim, Kharaa, The United Royal Islands of Euramathania, Clialaad, and Solsevara.