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Most Secular: 34thMost Influential: 108thMost Patriotic: 225th
The Collective Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Work for your family, and for everyone
General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kyrizstanislav

Population15.854 billion

CapitalGrazboroniki
LeaderGeneral Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Faith██████████████

Currencyparty-approved credit
AnimalArmored Kyrizstanislavi Bear

The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.854 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 5,754 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 362,946 party-approved credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 977th in the world and 12th in 10000 Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 89,893.48 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 34thMost Influential: 108thMost Patriotic: 225thLowest Crime Rates: 247thLargest Agricultural Sector: 356thLargest Information Technology Sector: 408thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 422ndMost Corrupt Governments: 492ndLargest Governments: 542ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 593rdSmartest Citizens: 624thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 663rdMost Beautiful Environments: 667thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 699thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 977thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,009thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,249thHighest Average Incomes: 1,324thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,908thHighest Economic Output: 1,973rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,183rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,207thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,473rdTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,821stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,892ndLargest Black Market: 3,002ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,587thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,604thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,624thMost Efficient Economies: 4,981stMost Authoritarian: 5,592ndMost Stationary: 5,706thBest Weather: 5,832ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,126thMost Cultured: 7,846thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13,010thMost Developed: 13,386thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,208thMost Conservative: 16,240thLargest Populations: 18,523rd
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Extreme: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionMost Stationary: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 59th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 65th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 66th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 76th in the regionMost Conservative: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 90th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 131st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 136th in the regionBest Weather: 136th in the regionLargest Populations: 137th in the regionMost Cultured: 148th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyrizstanislav voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Kyrizstanislav endorsed The Kingdom of Syedians.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Kyrizstanislav was endorsed by The Kingdom of Syedians.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.

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