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Most Secular: 53rdMost Influential: 104thLowest Crime Rates: 215th
The Collective Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Work for your family, and for everyone
General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kyrizstanislav

Population20.805 billion

CapitalGrazboroniki
LeaderGeneral Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Faith██████████████

Currencyparty-approved credit
AnimalArmored Kyrizstanislavi Bear

The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.805 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 8,395 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 403,556 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, diplomatic cables about General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov have suddenly been very flattering, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 306,060th in the world and 666th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 2.67 Obesity Rate.

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Most Secular: 53rdMost Influential: 104thLowest Crime Rates: 215thMost Patriotic: 218thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 283rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 289thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 462ndLargest Governments: 469thSmartest Citizens: 558thHighest Average Tax Rates: 562ndMost Corrupt Governments: 576thMost Beautiful Environments: 638thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 672ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 714thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 753rdHighest Poor Incomes: 830thHighest Average Incomes: 1,183rdHighest Economic Output: 1,331stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,578thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,848thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,922ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,016thHealthiest Citizens: 2,260thLargest Black Market: 2,787thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,983rdMost Conservative: 3,025thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,273rdMost Authoritarian: 4,176thMost Efficient Economies: 4,319thBest Weather: 4,829thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,187thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,413thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,631stMost Cultured: 13,449thMost Developed: 14,396thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,757thTop
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Largest Populations: 16,735thMost Extreme: 26,719th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 58th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 70th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyrizstanislav was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, diplomatic cables about General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov have suddenly been very flattering.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology.
  • : Kyrizstanislav was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Kyrizstanislav was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies.
  • : Kyrizstanislav endorsed The Third Federation of Solsevara.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.

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