The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.503 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 3,370 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 292,991 party-approved credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, bilingual Collective Workers are viewed with suspicion, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 208,001^st in the world and 2,133^rd in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 2.31 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.