The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.566 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 4,304 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 317,289 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, trespassers entering General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov's office are immediately vaporized, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 230,912^th in the world and 1,089^th in 10000 Islands for Most Inclusive, scoring 4.48 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.