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Most Secular: 48thMost Influential: 106thLowest Crime Rates: 229th
The Collective Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Work for your family, and for everyone
General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kyrizstanislav

Population19.656 billion

CapitalGrazboroniki
LeaderGeneral Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Faith██████████████

Currencyparty-approved credit
AnimalArmored Kyrizstanislavi Bear

The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.656 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 7,741 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 393,870 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, military spending recently hit a new high, and this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 229th in the world and 2nd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 240.43 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Secular: 48thMost Influential: 106thLowest Crime Rates: 229thMost Patriotic: 250thLargest Agricultural Sector: 265thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 423rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 494thMost Corrupt Governments: 588thSmartest Citizens: 598thLargest Governments: 655thHighest Average Tax Rates: 665thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 731stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 772ndMost Beautiful Environments: 842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 866thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 883rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,174thHighest Economic Output: 1,512thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,905thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,992ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,218thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,250thHealthiest Citizens: 2,529thLargest Black Market: 2,924thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,227thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,388thMost Authoritarian: 4,467thMost Efficient Economies: 4,870thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,184thMost Conservative: 5,982ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,540thBest Weather: 7,316thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,246thMost Cultured: 9,829thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 14,915thMost Developed: 14,996thLargest Populations: 17,120thMost Extreme: 25,990th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 50th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 82nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Kyrizstanislav.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, Collective Workers are wondering where have all the flowers gone.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, children often kick Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bears for amusement.

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