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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,152ndMost Pacifist: 1,383rdSafest: 1,629th
The Turtle Isles of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Safe and Peaceful
Nicholas
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Eastern New England

Population8.705 billion

CapitalBoston
LeaderNicholas
FaithLutheranism

Currencysand dollar
Animalturtle

The Turtle Isles of Eastern New England is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nicholas with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.705 billion New Englishmen love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New English economy, worth a remarkable 1,187 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,370 sand dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A passport is literally priceless, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern New England's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Eastern New England is ranked 13,603rd in the world and 209th in 10000 Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 105 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,152ndMost Pacifist: 1,383rdSafest: 1,629thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,930thNicest Citizens: 2,104thBest Weather: 2,264thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,354thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,712thLowest Crime Rates: 3,004thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,044thTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,118thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,278thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,370thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,420thHealthiest Citizens: 3,523rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,868thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,906thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,004thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,159thHighest Food Quality: 4,735thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,980thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,755thMost Developed: 5,983rdLargest Governments: 6,599thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,029thSmartest Citizens: 8,375thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,073rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,069thMost Devout: 11,883rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,086thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,238thMost Income Equality: 12,554thMost Cultured: 13,603rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,440thTop
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Most Influential: 16,861stHighest Economic Output: 23,851stMost Stationary: 27,678thHighest Average Incomes: 27,723rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Income Equality: 29th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionMost Pacifist: 30th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 42nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 42nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 45th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 62nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 65th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 66th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 69th in the regionMost Devout: 70th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 76th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 86th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eastern New England was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern New England, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern New England, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern New England, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern New England, a passport is literally priceless.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern New England, glamping New Englishmen won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Eastern New England was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Eastern New England was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Eastern New England was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Eastern New England was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

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