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Largest Retail Industry: 920th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,107th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,082nd
The Sombran Realm of
Left-Leaning College State
The only scary ponies in XKI are in Alemputo.
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Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Alemputo

Population2.873 billion

CapitalKokoru
LeaderKing Sombra
FaithCelestiaism

Currencycrystal ꝣ
AnimalPony

The Sombran Realm of Alemputo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Sombra with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.873 billion Alemputoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokoru. The average income tax rate is 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Alemputoan economy, worth 469 trillion crystal ꝣs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 163,428 crystal ꝣs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, Alemputo successfully hosted the 10000 Islands Olympics, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Alemputo, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime is totally unknown. Alemputo's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celestiaism.

Alemputo is ranked 133,243rd in the world and 680th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -2.91 on the Hayek Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 920thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,107thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,082ndMost Influential: 4,306thRudest Citizens: 4,942ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,581stMost Inclusive: 5,773rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,058thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,126thLargest Black Market: 6,566thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,973rdTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,620thMost Cultured: 8,891stMost Developed: 9,104thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,411thMost Efficient Economies: 9,534thHighest Average Incomes: 10,264thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,797thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,083rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,658thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,789thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,429thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,229thSmartest Citizens: 16,437thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,473rdMost Corrupt Governments: 16,698thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,845th
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Largest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 60th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 66th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 70th in the regionRudest Citizens: 75th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 80th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 84th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alemputo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Alemputo, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Alemputo, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Alemputo.
  • : Following new legislation in Alemputo, Alemputo successfully hosted the 10000 Islands Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Alemputo, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Alemputo was reclassified from "Libertarian Police State" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Alemputo, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Alemputo, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Alemputo, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Alemputo, high school bands practice by moonlight.

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