The Concord Republic of Safiloa is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Soakini Kavosana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, conspicuous electricity pylons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.479 billion Safiloans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponaiga. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Safiloan economy, worth a remarkable 1,218 trillion Gold Lulu ȴs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,154 Gold Lulu ȴs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ad-blocking has been nationalised, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safiloa's national animal is the Crab-Consuming Bat, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Mazdakite Zoroastrian.

Safiloa is ranked 20,268^th in the world and 90^th in Forest for Highest Poor Incomes, with 90,839.05 Standard Monetary Units.