The Tiny Village of Fartsniffage is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Digby Chicken Caeser with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 29.796 billion Fartsniffageans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bishops Itchington. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Fartsniffagean economy, worth a remarkable 5,204 trillion Wombats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,657 Wombats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and a rusted hulk in Bishops Itchington harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in A quiet spot in the clouds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fartsniffage's national animal is the Aardvark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Prince Philip Movementism.

Fartsniffage is ranked 197,787^th in the world and 1^st in A quiet spot in the clouds for Least Corrupt Governments, with 61.02 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.