by Max Barry

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Safest: 588th Highest Economic Output: 1,540th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,597th
The Tiny Village of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
What have we learned?
Sir Digby Chicken Caeser
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Fartsniffage

Population25.121 billion

CapitalBishops Itchington
LeaderSir Digby Chicken Caeser
FaithPrince Philip Movementism

CurrencyWombat
AnimalAardvark

The Tiny Village of Fartsniffage is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Digby Chicken Caeser with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 25.121 billion Fartsniffageans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bishops Itchington. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Fartsniffagean economy, worth a remarkable 4,356 trillion Wombats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,420 Wombats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fartsniffage's national animal is the Aardvark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Prince Philip Movementism.

Fartsniffage is ranked 79,251st in the world and 1st in A quiet spot in the clouds for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 569.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Top
1%
Safest: 588thHighest Economic Output: 1,540thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,597thLowest Crime Rates: 1,759thTop
5%
Largest Populations: 2,318thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,694thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,807thLargest Governments: 2,889thFattest Citizens: 3,006thSmartest Citizens: 3,316thMost Avoided: 3,396thLargest Mining Sector: 3,400thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,455thRudest Citizens: 3,980thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,919thMost Politically Free: 6,474thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,746thMost Stationary: 6,772ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,388thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,246thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,261stTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,537thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,563rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,913thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,927thMost Influential: 11,640thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,663rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,855thNudest: 15,867thMost Income Equality: 18,275th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fartsniffage, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Fartsniffage, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Fartsniffage, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Fartsniffage was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Fartsniffage, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Fartsniffage, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Fartsniffage, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty.
  • : Fartsniffage was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Following new legislation in Fartsniffage, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fartsniffage, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.

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