The Tiny Village of Fartsniffage is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Digby Chicken Caeser with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 31.888 billion Fartsniffageans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bishops Itchington. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Fartsniffagean economy, worth a remarkable 5,970 trillion Wombats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,235 Wombats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and a rusted hulk in Bishops Itchington harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Forest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fartsniffage's national animal is the Aardvark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Prince Philip Movementism.

Fartsniffage is ranked 10,179^th in the world and 81^st in Forest for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 27,283.18 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.