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Safest: 699thHighest Economic Output: 1,559thLargest Populations: 2,029th
The Tiny Village of
Left-wing Utopia
What have we learned?
Sir Digby Chicken Caeser
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population31.888 billion

CapitalBishops Itchington
LeaderSir Digby Chicken Caeser
FaithPrince Philip Movementism


The Tiny Village of Fartsniffage is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Digby Chicken Caeser with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 31.888 billion Fartsniffageans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bishops Itchington. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Fartsniffagean economy, worth a remarkable 5,970 trillion Wombats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,235 Wombats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and a rusted hulk in Bishops Itchington harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Forest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fartsniffage's national animal is the Aardvark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Prince Philip Movementism.

Fartsniffage is ranked 10,179th in the world and 81st in Forest for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 27,283.18 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Safest: 699thHighest Economic Output: 1,559thLargest Populations: 2,029thLowest Crime Rates: 2,205thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,904thLargest Governments: 3,463rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,614thLargest Mining Sector: 3,642ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,667thSmartest Citizens: 4,054thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,246thRudest Citizens: 4,819thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,993rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,760thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,855thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,087thHighest Average Incomes: 8,313thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,667thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,191stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,328thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,179thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,860thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,388thMost Influential: 14,645thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,998thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,301stMost Politically Free: 17,164thMost Cultured: 18,172ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,047thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,778th
Largest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionMost Politically Free: 18th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 40th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the region

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