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Safest: 739thHighest Economic Output: 1,426thLargest Populations: 1,960th
The Tiny Village of
Left-wing Utopia
What have we learned?
Sir Digby Chicken Caeser
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population34.387 billion

CapitalBishops Itchington
LeaderSir Digby Chicken Caeser
FaithPrince Philip Movementism


The Tiny Village of Fartsniffage is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Digby Chicken Caeser with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 34.387 billion Fartsniffageans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bishops Itchington. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Fartsniffagean economy, worth a remarkable 6,939 trillion Wombats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 201,806 Wombats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fartsniffage's national animal is the Aardvark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Prince Philip Movementism.

Fartsniffage is ranked 37,206th in the world and 68th in Forest for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 5,278.33 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Safest: 739thHighest Economic Output: 1,426thLargest Populations: 1,960thLowest Crime Rates: 2,370thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,935thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,986thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,030thFattest Citizens: 3,246thLargest Mining Sector: 3,530thMost Influential: 3,570thLargest Governments: 3,663rdSmartest Citizens: 4,224thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,294thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,747thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,709thRudest Citizens: 6,877thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,291stHighest Average Incomes: 7,309thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,691stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,845thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,910thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,063rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,954thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,556thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,355thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,488thMost Cultured: 17,533rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,665thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,652ndMost Advanced Public Education: 20,172ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,430thMost Inclusive: 21,545thMost Income Equality: 21,809thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,360thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,775th
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionMost Politically Free: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the region

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