The Sovereign Republic of Plifte is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.504 billion Plifteans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordajavia. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pliftean economy, worth a remarkable 1,307 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,605 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime is totally unknown. Plifte's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Plifte is ranked 8,950^th in the world and 94^th in Forest for Healthiest Citizens, with 15.58 bananas ingested per day.