The Republic of Lamba-desh is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ekam with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.048 billion Lamba-deshis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acotrol. The average income tax rate is 35.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lamba-deshian economy, worth 114 trillion Lamdas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,991 Lamdas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minor code style errors dull the house edge, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamba-desh's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lamba-desh is ranked 57,254^th in the world and 758^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 108,991.98 Standard Monetary Units.