The Incorporated States of Terrabod is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, lack of airports, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 14.717 billion Terrabodians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terrabod City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Terrabodian economy, worth a remarkable 2,389 trillion tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 162,395 tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terrabod's national animal is the venomous tasneath, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Terrabod is ranked 313,980^th in the world and 275^th in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -655.22 on the Scary Big Number Scale.