The Pro Ukraine Windowmakers of Window Land is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Grand Window with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.641 billion Windows are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Window City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Window Landian economy, worth a remarkable 2,422 trillion Windows a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 208,122 Windows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police conduct raids on children having snail races, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Window Land's national animal is the Window, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Window Land is ranked 2,807^th in the world and 27^th in Forest for Highest Poor Incomes, with 180,625.84 Standard Monetary Units.