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Largest Welfare Programs: 907th Most Pacifist: 1,271st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,329th
The Windowmakers of
Democratic Socialists
Equality is good
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Window Land

Population3.863 billion

CapitalWindow City
LeaderThe Grand Window

CurrencyWindow
AnimalWindow

The Windowmakers of Window Land is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Grand Window with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.863 billion Windows are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Window City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Window Landian economy, worth 639 trillion Windows a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,601 Windows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, The Grand Window makes and breaks shaky peace deals in 140 characters or less, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Window Land's national animal is the Window, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Window Land is ranked 2,381st in the world and 33rd in Forest for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 84.44 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 907thMost Pacifist: 1,271stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,329thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,467thMost Inclusive: 1,535thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,725thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,726thNicest Citizens: 1,781stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,895thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,012thMost Cultured: 2,020thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,095thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,117thBest Weather: 2,236thLowest Crime Rates: 2,364thSafest: 2,378thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,381stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,540thMost Developed: 2,593rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,616thLargest Governments: 2,647thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,753rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,817thHealthiest Citizens: 2,846thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,381stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,384thSmartest Citizens: 4,395thMost Influential: 5,746thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,201stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,272ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,245thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,576thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,729thTop
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Most Income Equality: 9,450thHighest Average Incomes: 9,512thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,142nd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 33rd in the regionSafest: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Window Land, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Window Land, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Window Land, The Grand Window makes and breaks shaky peace deals in 140 characters or less.
  • : Following new legislation in Window Land, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Window Land, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry.
  • : Window Land voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Imperium Anglorum"".
  • : Following new legislation in Window Land, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Window Land, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Window Land, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Window Land, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.

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