The Pro Ukraine Windowmakers of Window Land is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Grand Window with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.169 billion Windows love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Window City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Window Landian economy, worth a remarkable 2,326 trillion Windows a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 208,339 Windows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Grand Window is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls, police conduct raids on children having snail races, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Window Land's national animal is the Window, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Window Land is ranked 23,194^th in the world and 89^th in Forest for Most Income Equality, scoring 76.45 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.