The Incorporated States of Terrabod is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.245 billion Terrabods are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terrabod City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Terrabodian economy, worth 491 trillion tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,540 tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terrabod's national animal is the venomous tasneath, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Terrabod is ranked 2,933^rd in the world and 42^nd in Forest for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 297.19 Bank.