by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Forest

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Forest is ranked 20,979th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Intensive Care Unit of Candlewhisper ArchiveAnarchy“AI See You”
2.The Hotdog-craving birb of SeagullCorporate Police State“Ack? Ack!”
3.The Queendom of ThorvelConservative Democracy“In the name of God, On guard !”
4.The Sick Beat of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava PaeraniFather Knows Best State“It's often said I should get some girly hobbies instead”
5.The Total Lack of Hue ManateeCivil Rights Lovefest“I'm sorry you feel that way”
6.The Dictatorship of The Peoples Collective RepublicIron Fist Consumerists“πήγαινε και σκατά τον εαυτό σου”
7.The Borderlands of TaurgurPsychotic Dictatorship“Minnai gwannava...”
8.The Sylvan Hivə of TurbeauxCivil Rights Lovefest“Not only doəs God play dicə, thə dicə arə loadəd.”
9.The Footballer Franchise of Bizmorks BommasCompulsory Consumerist State“Bomm's away!”
10.The Tiny Village of FartsniffageLeft-wing Utopia“What have we learned?”
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