The United Federation of Cerespasia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Charles M Henschelberg III with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.445 billion Occidentans, 3.278 billion of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertopolis. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Occidentian economy, worth a remarkable 2,651 trillion UF Talers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 358,771 UF Talers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Charles M Henschelberg III's most personal functions, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Cerespasia's national animal is the Atlantide Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cerespasia is ranked 8,261^st in the world and 188^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,919.11 on the Clooney Contribution Index.