The United Federation of Cerespasia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Charles M Henschelberg III with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.126 billion Occidentans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertopolis. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Occidentian economy, worth a remarkable 2,465 trillion UF Talers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 346,056 UF Talers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, nothing is beneath the government after it has extracted all the oil, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, and Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant. Crime is totally unknown. Cerespasia's national animal is the Atlantide Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cerespasia is ranked 245,562^nd in the world and 3,449^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.59 Obesity Rate.