The Communist Homeland of Serdtgyu is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Keith Mcrillo with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.466 billion Serdtgyuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gerthos. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Serdtgyuan economy, worth 521 trillion perloigs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,281 perloigs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners are taught to loathe poor trigger discipline and citrus, the new intercity submarine SSN Orca Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, and Serdtgyu has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serdtgyu's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheist.

Serdtgyu is ranked 303,538^th in the world and 3,996^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 33.14 percentage of bribes refused.