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Antarctic Oasis RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Flaming Pirates of Bloodstone Kay (elected )

Founder: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Influential: 210th Most Nations: 366th Highest Economic Output: 375th+25
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 410th Fattest Citizens: 498th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 550th Most Avoided: 562nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 616th Highest Crime Rates: 683rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 691st Largest Mining Sector: 751st Most Armed: 775th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 777th Largest Black Market: 908th Largest Populations: 938th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 975th Most Rebellious Youth: 999th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,017th Largest Retail Industry: 1,128th Nudest: 1,135th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,183rd Largest Gambling Industry: 1,294th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,402nd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,583rd Highest Average Incomes: 1,602nd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,618th Rudest Citizens: 1,757th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,954th
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So, you've finally settled your country down in its new home; you've even rounded up some local penguins for your national zoo...and they start randomly exploding on you. You reach out to your neighbors to establish diplomatic ties, but they're too busy pointing missiles at you to be your friends. You hire a stripper to entertain your leader, but she ties him to a chair and starts pressing him for sensitive intel. You come across a band of gnomes, but instead of sneakily trying to change your laws, they shake you down for rent money. If you thought this was a normal peaceful region, you were way off! Welcome to AO.

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Embassies: Antarctica, Texas, The Pleiades, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Malibu Islands, Monkey Island, That Place Over There, City Ankh Morpork, Gatesville Inc, Gay, Western Atlantic, Final Fantasy, International Democratic Union, The Realm of Hibernia, Lavinium, One big Island, and 14 others.Antarctic Alliance, NationStates, Osiris, Glass Gallows, Forest, Catholic, New Warsaw Pact, The Security Council, Right to Life, Southern Malibu Islands, Hell, Arctic, The Halls of the WA, and Regionless.

Tags: Free Trade, Anti-Security Council, Snarky, General Assembly, Capitalist, Libertarian, Role Player, World Assembly, Featured, Anti-World Assembly, Anti-General Assembly, Offsite Forums, and 4 others.LGBT, Medium, National Sovereigntist, and Multi-Species.

Regional Power: High

Antarctic Oasis contains 39 nations, the 366th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Agricultural Sector in Antarctic Oasis

World Census bean-counters on horseback guided herds of cattle to slaughter in order to determine which nations have the largest agricultural sectors.

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 5,943rd in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Interstellar Bureaucracy of Allech-AtreusFather Knows Best State“That's not my department.”
2.The Flaming Pirates of Bloodstone KayCorporate Police State“Burn baby, burn. No seriously, set babies on fire.”
3.The Mysterion Rising of OmigodtheykilledkennyCapitalizt“You bastards!”
4.The Imperial Chiefdom of KriovalLeft-wing Utopia“Valiyos, be Strong!”
5.The Development Bank of Abu MuharraqCorporate Police State“رأس مال”
6.The State Security Apparatus of Iron FelixCorporate Police State“Sing to the Motherland”
7.The Evil Conservative Empire of The PalentineCapitalizt“WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?”
8.The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLCCapitalist Paradise“Whale - It's What's For Dinner”
9.The Weapons Research Facility of Yeldan AntarcticaCompulsory Consumerist State“Letting A Hundred Icicles Form”
10.The Anticipated Perfection of N00bianaCompulsory Consumerist State“Mine, ALL MINE”
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Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:No. For insurance purposes we always park the Death Star menacingly overlooking WA Headquarters. According to our insurers the WA doesn't technically exist, so even if we do "accidentally" blow it up, we can tell them it was merely a simulation.

I think if something was to "accidentally" happen you would be doing a favor for many nations.

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Post by Beagles About suppressed by Omigodtheykilledkenny.

You guys are very scary. I'm regretting moving here.

You'll get used to us. Don't mind the explosions and terrifying, maniacal cackling and/or giggling you hear from the neighbors and everything is fine.

Omigodtheykilledkenny

Just have an Igor on speed dial and they will fix any oppsies that happen. Just firmly remind them that any extra bits must have you okay before they add them (or remove if its after you wake up on the slab).

Omigodtheykilledkenny

The only thing scary about us is the sheer volume of nougat.

And don't forget our ever growing penguin population who can (CLASSIFIED).

I hardly see why that's still classified, since everybody already knows what they did.

Omigodtheykilledkenny

Besides, they're still doing it. With impunity.

Krioval

The Imperial Chiefdom of Krioval wrote:I hardly see why that's still classified, since everybody already knows what they did.


Wait a second, everyone knows abut the Adelie Penguins using Block Transfer Computations to solve "Global Warming" by creating a one ton pure diamond made of excess CO2? Damn we are going to have to increase our national security again.

The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguins wrote:Wait a second, everyone knows abut the Adelie Penguins using Block Transfer Computations to solve "Global Warming" by creating a one ton pure diamond made of excess CO2? Damn we are going to have to increase our national security again.


To say nothing of the Emperor Penguins! I can't even begin to describe the fallout from *that* little incident, especially considering that impressionable children might be reading this.

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