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Antarctic Oasis RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine (elected )

Founder: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Highest Crime Rates: 152nd Most Rebellious Youth: 192nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 206th+37
Most Armed: 213th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 218th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 263rd Fattest Citizens: 268th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 289th Highest Disposable Incomes: 292nd Highest Economic Output: 297th Most Influential: 305th Most Avoided: 338th Rudest Citizens: 440th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 530th Largest Black Market: 539th Largest Retail Industry: 546th Largest Publishing Industry: 559th Largest Mining Sector: 575th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 604th Highest Average Incomes: 640th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 664th Largest Information Technology Sector: 684th Most Nations: 735th Largest Gambling Industry: 769th Most Scientifically Advanced: 780th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 854th Smartest Citizens: 869th Most Cultured: 908th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 949th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,089th Nudest: 1,236th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,335th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,376th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,457th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,470th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,593rd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,709th Largest Populations: 1,728th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,848th Largest Insurance Industry: 2,366th
World Factbook Entry

So, you've finally settled your country down in its new home; you've even rounded up some local penguins for your national zoo...and they start randomly exploding on you. You reach out to your neighbors to establish diplomatic ties, but they're too busy pointing missiles at you to be your friends. You hire a stripper to entertain your leader, but she ties him to a chair and starts pressing him for sensitive intel. You come across a band of gnomes, but instead of sneakily trying to change your laws, they shake you down for rent money. If you thought this was a normal peaceful region, you were way off! Welcome to AO™.

Want to find out more? Try spying on our Linkforum!

Embassies: Antarctica, Texas, Zhaucauozian Friendship, International Democratic Union, The Pleiades, That Place Over There, City Ankh Morpork, Gatesville Inc, Western Atlantic, The Realm of Hibernia, One big Island, NationStates, Glass Gallows, Forest, Catholic, New Warsaw Pact, and 8 others.The Security Council, Right to Life, Southern Malibu Islands, Hell, Arctic, Regionless, Gay, and The Joint Systems Alliance.

Tags: Anti-General Assembly, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Capitalist, Featured, Free Trade, General Assembly, LGBT, Libertarian, Medium, Multi-Species, National Sovereigntist, and 5 others.Offsite Forums, Puppet Storage, Role Player, Snarky, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

Antarctic Oasis contains 21 nations, the 735th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Rudest Citizens in Antarctic Oasis

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 440th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaCapitalizt“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
2.The Mysterion Rising of OmigodtheykilledkennyCapitalizt“You bastards!”
3.The Evil Conservative Empire of The PalentineLeft-Leaning College State“WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?”
4.The Imperial Chiefdom of KriovalLeft-wing Utopia“Valiyos, be Strong!”
5.The Life of WaterAnarchy“wwwwwwww”
6.The Jingoistic Theocracy of The Imperial StateIron Fist Consumerists“Don't Tread On Me”
7.The Unspeakably EVIL Skulldom of Murray the Evil SkullInoffensive Centrist Democracy“True Evil need no arms,Mortal!”
8.The World Dominating Queendom of Princess MintCapitalist Paradise“Its World Domination,Baby!”
9.The Cute but Manly Kingdom of Carson the MuscratCapitalist Paradise“HUZZAH! IT MUST BE MINE!”
10.The Deplorable Malfeasances of Capitalist ReichIron Fist Consumerists“Over Five-Billion Enslaved™”

Regional Happenings


Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board

Hello everyone. I won't take up much of your time; I will be here just a day or so... unless you tell me to move along.
Just wondering as I wander if anyone has a junk card or two to gift to me. Anything you can give will be much appreciated.

And if you see something you like in the TRADE GOODS or TRADE GOODS RARE sections of my meager card collection, let me know. I am sure we can come to some kind of trade agreement -- I am happy to trade rather than buy/sell.

Look at my deck and see if there's anything that interests you. My collection sucks too, but hey - you could get lucky.

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:Look at my deck and see if there's anything that interests you. My collection sucks too, but hey - you could get lucky.

This card - page=deck/card=307908/season=2 - looks nice.

My "collection" is a means to an end for collecting the cards of other wanderers like myself. I have acquired most of them (I think). And then there are those few interesting cards that are just worth keeping for their novelty.

It's yours. Enjoy!

I really should check in more often. It seems I only log in whenever I get the doomsday email.

This has been a wonderful place to have a stopover. Thank you all so much. And especially those who traded with me. There are still more regions to see and so many nations to meet; therefore, I will continue on my way.

Forum is down at 4:05 AM est. The Texas forum works, but ours can't be found according to the error message I get. I'll try again later.

Apparently we just found a tribe of primitives in our rainforest. We decided to leave it alone, after all, a rainforest in Antarctica is more dangerous than a gazebo. Our scientists don't know who tribe is but they suspect that they are a bunch of Kennite tourists gone astray; they are so primitive.

After the latest issue....

The "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away

Results of the latest Palentine Issue...

A degree in Empress Jhessan Spaulding Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.😁

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