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Antarctic Oasis RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Imperial Chiefdom of Krioval (elected )

Founder: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 346th Most Influential: 396th Highest Economic Output: 438th+23
Fattest Citizens: 559th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 631st Most Avoided: 681st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 702nd Highest Crime Rates: 782nd Most Rebellious Youth: 806th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 815th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 834th Largest Populations: 839th Largest Black Market: 887th Largest Mining Sector: 913th Most Armed: 922nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,112th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,144th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,185th Nudest: 1,203rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,456th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,589th Largest Retail Industry: 1,597th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,617th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,707th Highest Average Incomes: 1,863rd Largest Gambling Industry: 1,871st
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So, you've finally settled your country down in its new home; you've even rounded up some local penguins for your national zoo...and they start randomly exploding on you. You reach out to your neighbors to establish diplomatic ties, but they're too busy pointing missiles at you to be your friends. You hire a stripper to entertain your leader, but she ties him to a chair and starts pressing him for sensitive intel. You come across a band of gnomes, but instead of sneakily trying to change your laws, they shake you down for rent money. If you thought this was a normal peaceful region, you were way off! Welcome to AO.

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Embassies: Antarctica, Texas, The Pleiades, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Malibu Islands, Monkey Island, That Place Over There, City Ankh Morpork, Gatesville Inc, Gay, Western Atlantic, International Democratic Union, The Realm of Hibernia, Lavinium, One big Island, NationStates, and 12 others.Osiris, Glass Gallows, Forest, Catholic, New Warsaw Pact, The Security Council, Right to Life, Southern Malibu Islands, Hell, Arctic, The Halls of the WA, and Regionless.

Tags: Snarky, National Sovereigntist, Anti-World Assembly, Capitalist, Role Player, LGBT, Anti-Security Council, World Assembly, Featured, Offsite Forums, General Assembly, Free Trade, and 4 others.Anti-General Assembly, Libertarian, Multi-Species, and Medium.

Regional Power: High

Antarctic Oasis contains 39 nations, the 346th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Efficient Economies in Antarctic Oasis

Nations ranked highly are the most ruthlessly efficient at translating raw resources, including people, into economic output.

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 4,725th in the world for Most Efficient Economies.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Mysterion Rising of OmigodtheykilledkennyCapitalizt“You bastards!”
2.The Evil Conservative Empire of The PalentineCapitalizt“WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?”
3.The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLCCapitalist Paradise“Whale - It's What's For Dinner”
4.The State Security Apparatus of Iron FelixCorporate Police State“Sing to the Motherland”
5.The Clueless Penguin Republic of South JenstownLeft-wing Utopia“A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly”
6.The Imperial Chiefdom of KriovalScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Valiyos, be Strong!”
7.The Jingoistic Warmongers of The Imperial StateCorporate Police State“We Conquer, For Right, By Might”
8.The Interstellar Bureaucracy of Allech-AtreusFather Knows Best State“That's not my department.”
9.The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguinsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“WerePenguins love tourists! They are tasty!”
10.The Life of WaterAnarchy“wwwwwwww”
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Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board

Also if you step on one, their tusks can prick or puncture your feet.

The Palentine

I solemnly promise to faithfully perform the non-executive functions expected of a placeholder delegate, so help me [insert deity/abstract positive concept here].

Well, seeing as I was too lazy to hold on to the delegate position in the first place, you should probably keep the position for a little while. We will be holding auditions for a new delegate sometime this summer/early fall.

I don't mind too much - it gives me the ability to push my radical agenda on the WA.

Omigodtheykilledkenny

We welcome our new Kriovalan overlords.

JohnnyandtheContusions

Yeah, we really regret recalling you from office all those years ago. Won't happen again, we promise.

Greetings!

Greetings yourself. Which region do you represent?

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:Greetings yourself. Which region do you represent?


I come representing the noble Pharaoh's of Osiris! :P

I've been dispatched by Foreign Affairs to invite this most "chill" region to partake in upcoming festivities surrounding Wrektopia's abdication from the throne and his successors ascension.

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