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Antarctic Oasis RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Extravaganza House Band of JohnnyandtheContusions (elected )

Founder: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Influential: 311th Most Nations: 401st Highest Economic Output: 420th+23
Fattest Citizens: 539th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 601st Most Avoided: 685th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 707th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 712th Largest Populations: 742nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 762nd Highest Crime Rates: 788th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 853rd Most Rebellious Youth: 934th Most Armed: 973rd Largest Black Market: 1,026th Largest Mining Sector: 1,061st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,134th Nudest: 1,198th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,231st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,501st Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,536th Largest Retail Industry: 1,683rd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,800th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,866th Rudest Citizens: 1,871st Highest Average Incomes: 1,951st
World Factbook Entry

So, you've finally settled your country down in its new home; you've even rounded up some local penguins for your national zoo...and they start randomly exploding on you. You reach out to your neighbors to establish diplomatic ties, but they're too busy pointing missiles at you to be your friends. You hire a stripper to entertain your leader, but she ties him to a chair and starts pressing him for sensitive intel. You come across a band of gnomes, but instead of sneakily trying to change your laws, they shake you down for rent money. If you thought this was a normal peaceful region, you were way off! Welcome to AO.

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Embassies: Antarctica, Texas, The Pleiades, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Malibu Islands, Monkey Island, That Place Over There, City Ankh Morpork, Gatesville Inc, Gay, Western Atlantic, International Democratic Union, The Realm of Hibernia, Lavinium, One big Island, NationStates, and 12 others.Osiris, Glass Gallows, Forest, Catholic, New Warsaw Pact, The Security Council, Right to Life, Southern Malibu Islands, Hell, Arctic, The Halls of the WA, and Regionless.

Tags: National Sovereigntist, Multi-Species, Snarky, Offsite Forums, Anti-General Assembly, Capitalist, Libertarian, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, World Assembly, General Assembly, Free Trade, and 4 others.Featured, Medium, LGBT, and Role Player.

Regional Power: High

Antarctic Oasis contains 34 nations, the 401st most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Primitive in Antarctic Oasis

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 18,753rd in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of Antarctic SnefaldiaCompulsory Consumerist State“In Antarctica, Unity”
2.The Commonwealth of Angry ArctocephalinaeDemocratic Socialists“The beaches of Lukannon...”
3.The Eternally Blessed Garden of Sapient broccoliCompulsory Consumerist State“We grow again!”
4.The Armed Republic of Orcish MarinesCompulsory Consumerist State“You can't beat no Orc Marines, when we fire our M-16s! ”
5.The Raving Lunatics of HulonguCorporate Police State“Dishonestly if we can; Honestly if we must.”
6.The Colony of NeuSchwarbearrnlandPsychotic Dictatorship“Ein Folk, Ein Reek, Ein Fuhrriest! Humans Verboten!”
7.The People of AundotutunagirPsychotic Dictatorship“These Are The Days Of Miracle And Wonder”
8.The Secret of ManaFather Knows Best State“We keep our holy relics lying around in lakes.”
9.The Unprincipled Decisions of Principled LunaticsDemocratic Socialists“If you have to ask, you'll never know.”
10.The Interstellar Bureaucracy of Allech-AtreusFather Knows Best State“That's not my department.”

Regional Happenings


Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board

The banlist now has a new member! :D

Thanks for stopping by.

Ember Sky

Went though my queue of daily issues and my civil rights fell like a stone.

Whoa, that's quite a plunge. Your Political Freedoms fell off too.

You're still Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, though. What's your preferred gov't category?

It's hard to say, I tend to prefer to change my leadership every year. Ideally I would like to see my economy high, but with the current socialist bitch in charge I will be happy at the medium level.

Housekeeping notes: We hate to see you go, Kari (but we love to watch you leave!). Congratulations (apparently) are in order for Hulongu, for becoming our acting delegate in the wake of BK's tragic passing. A regional competition for a permanent replacement will be forthcoming.

The Union Jack is being raised over the region, in solidarity with the victims and families of the horrific attack in Manchester tonight.

South jenstown

The Ministry for State Security REALLY doesn't exist.....and neither does Felix!!! o.O

South jenstown wrote:The Ministry for State Security REALLY doesn't exist.....and neither does Felix!!! o.O

Not to worry. I am a zombie.

Omigodtheykilledkenny, Retired WerePenguins, and The Palentine

Hail Antarctic Oasis! The next issue of Hell's Bells is hot off the demonic presses!
Issue XXV: I'm Not Like Everybody Else; page=dispatch/id=831452
NS forum thread; viewtopic.php?f=12&t=331170

Hope you guys enjoy!


I knew if I hung around here long enough I'd become a powerbroker...happened about 20 days ago more or less.

Also Sen. Sulla wishes for me to pass along this message..."The next person who raids my pickle jar is going to have a wooly minmoth dropped down their shorts!"

Omigodtheykilledkenny and Retired WerePenguins

The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine wrote:"The next person who raids my pickle jar is going to have a wooly minmoth dropped down their shorts!"

Whats a wooly minmoth?

Is that a moth with a minimum tolerance for fabric, that goes wooooooo! every time it exceeds its minimum intake?

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