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Antarctic Oasis RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine (elected )

Founder: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Highest Crime Rates: 333rd Most Nations: 375th Most Rebellious Youth: 394th+30
Fattest Citizens: 430th Highest Economic Output: 436th Most Avoided: 530th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 580th Most Influential: 609th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 777th Largest Black Market: 789th Highest Disposable Incomes: 833rd Largest Mining Sector: 960th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,067th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,086th Largest Populations: 1,142nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,192nd Nudest: 1,237th Most Armed: 1,272nd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,360th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,558th Largest Retail Industry: 1,663rd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,696th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,808th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,831st Most Cultured: 1,886th Highest Average Incomes: 1,902nd Largest Gambling Industry: 1,928th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,147th Smartest Citizens: 2,168th Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,262nd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,315th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,323rd Rudest Citizens: 2,375th
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So, you've finally settled your country down in its new home; you've even rounded up some local penguins for your national zoo...and they start randomly exploding on you. You reach out to your neighbors to establish diplomatic ties, but they're too busy pointing missiles at you to be your friends. You hire a stripper to entertain your leader, but she ties him to a chair and starts pressing him for sensitive intel. You come across a band of gnomes, but instead of sneakily trying to change your laws, they shake you down for rent money. If you thought this was a normal peaceful region, you were way off! Welcome to AO.

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Embassies: Antarctica, Texas, The Pleiades, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Monkey Island, That Place Over There, City Ankh Morpork, Gatesville Inc, Western Atlantic, International Democratic Union, The Realm of Hibernia, Lavinium, One big Island, NationStates, Glass Gallows, Forest, and 9 others.Catholic, New Warsaw Pact, The Security Council, Right to Life, Southern Malibu Islands, Hell, Arctic, Regionless, and Gay.

Tags: Anti-General Assembly, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Capitalist, Featured, Free Trade, General Assembly, LGBT, Libertarian, Medium, Multi-Species, National Sovereigntist, and 4 others.Offsite Forums, Role Player, Snarky, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

Antarctic Oasis contains 35 nations, the 375th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in Antarctic Oasis

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 430th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Mysterion Rising of OmigodtheykilledkennyCapitalizt“You bastards!”
2.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaCapitalizt“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
3.The Evil Conservative Empire of The PalentineLeft-Leaning College State“WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?”
4.The State Security Apparatus of Iron FelixIron Fist Consumerists“Sing to the Motherland”
5.The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLCCapitalist Paradise“Whale - It's What's For Dinner”
6.The Clueless Penguin Republic of South JenstownLeft-wing Utopia“A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly”
7.The Life of WaterAnarchy“wwwwwwww”
8.The Jingoistic Theocracy of The Imperial StateIron Fist Consumerists“Don't Tread On Me”
9.The Unspeakably EVIL Skulldom of Murray the Evil SkullInoffensive Centrist Democracy“True Evil need no arms,Mortal!”
10.The Weapons Research Facility of Yeldan AntarcticaCompulsory Consumerist State“Letting A Hundred Icicles Form”
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Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board

Speaking of the wedding, this article contains some rather choice pre-nuptial gossip which may or may not be total BS: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/antarctic_oasis/things-to-look-forward-to-in-2019-t1668.html

Imperial States, rest assured, your countrymen's risible remarks about Antigone et al. will not go without response! I will have something up, hopefully tomorrow. (Apologies if it sucks.)

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:Speaking of the wedding, this article contains some rather choice pre-nuptial gossip which may or may not be total BS: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/antarctic_oasis/things-to-look-forward-to-in-2019-t1668.html

Imperial States, rest assured, your countrymen's risible remarks about Antigone et al. will not go without response! I will have something up, hopefully tomorrow. (Apologies if it sucks.)

I look forward to it! The government likes to rile people up this time of year, so God only knows what could happen.

Moravaria wrote:hello im new

Let me be the first to welcome you to Antarctic Oasis! The premier region for abusive megacorporations, psychotic heads of state, and exploding penguins! I think I speak for all of us when I say I hope you stay with us.

Imperial american mideast

Hey, it's the Imperial State's very own puppet! I plan on using this for world-building, memes, some RP, etc

Moravaria wrote:hello im new[/quote[quote=moravaria;34793397]hello im new

<a skull sits on a barstool, it's eyes glow a malevolent red as it begins to speak>

Greetings Foolish Mortal to the Evilest region in Nationstates. Feel your very soul be gently ripped from your body as I roll through the Gates of Hell with your head on a Pike!

...At this point, Murray is interrupted by someone who sounds like the region's founder...

"Cut it out Murray, and stick to the script!"

Sorry about that Mortal. Welcome to the AO, which is the EVILEST region in Nationstates. Feel free to round up your penguins. The more docile ones make excellent Butlers, while the more vicious ones can be turned into shock troops to defend your nation. Please ignore any glowing clouds or maniacal laughter you might hear from your neighbors. That's just the sounds and sights of what we call progress around these parts. And please accept these free all day passes to Murrayland, the region's EVILEST theme park. Also Planet Murray restaurant franchises are available for your nation. Enjoy your stay, Mortal!

Omigodtheykilledkenny, South Jenstown, The Imperial State, and Imperial american mideast

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:Speaking of the wedding, this article contains some rather choice pre-nuptial gossip which may or may not be total BS: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/antarctic_oasis/things-to-look-forward-to-in-2019-t1668.html

Imperial States, rest assured, your countrymen's risible remarks about Antigone et al. will not go without response! I will have something up, hopefully tomorrow. (Apologies if it sucks.)

That response was hilarious dude! You Kennyites serve up some spicy quotes. I'm planning a response to it, but it probably won't be up till Thursday/Friday. Midterms and whatnot. It'll be some good warmup for the wedding and hopefully create a little extra drama.

Sweet flaming a**crackers! I've been delegate for almost a year. I think I'll fire up a fine Yeldan cigar(tm) to celebrate.

That's because you haven't found a victim to pass on the position to... ;-)

I'm kinda enjoying sicing the good but unwholesome Sen. Sulla on some of the petitioners who ask for my endorsement. Most of them weren't prepared for dealing with that lovable ass, only the more dense, masiochistic, or determined try more than once.

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