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Antarctic Oasis RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine (elected )

Founder: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 395th Highest Crime Rates: 416th Fattest Citizens: 456th+25
Most Rebellious Youth: 461st Highest Economic Output: 510th Most Avoided: 620th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 649th Most Influential: 668th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 892nd Largest Black Market: 935th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 976th Highest Disposable Incomes: 998th Nudest: 1,269th Largest Populations: 1,273rd Largest Mining Sector: 1,367th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,372nd Most Armed: 1,476th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,638th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,799th Largest Retail Industry: 1,868th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,925th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,033rd Most Cultured: 2,038th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,127th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,230th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,235th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,317th Highest Average Incomes: 2,352nd
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So, you've finally settled your country down in its new home; you've even rounded up some local penguins for your national zoo...and they start randomly exploding on you. You reach out to your neighbors to establish diplomatic ties, but they're too busy pointing missiles at you to be your friends. You hire a stripper to entertain your leader, but she ties him to a chair and starts pressing him for sensitive intel. You come across a band of gnomes, but instead of sneakily trying to change your laws, they shake you down for rent money. If you thought this was a normal peaceful region, you were way off! Welcome to AO™.

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Embassies: Antarctica, Texas, The Pleiades, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Monkey Island, That Place Over There, City Ankh Morpork, Gatesville Inc, Western Atlantic, International Democratic Union, The Realm of Hibernia, Lavinium, One big Island, NationStates, Glass Gallows, Forest, and 9 others.Catholic, New Warsaw Pact, The Security Council, Right to Life, Southern Malibu Islands, Hell, Arctic, Regionless, and Gay.

Tags: Anti-General Assembly, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Capitalist, Featured, Free Trade, General Assembly, LGBT, Libertarian, Medium, Multi-Species, National Sovereigntist, and 4 others.Offsite Forums, Role Player, Snarky, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

Antarctic Oasis contains 37 nations, the 395th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Inclusive in Antarctic Oasis

WA analysts ranked nations based on whether all citizens were commonly treated as equally valuable members of society.

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 17,205th in the world for Most Inclusive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Imperial Chiefdom of KriovalScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Valiyos, be Strong!”
2.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaCapitalizt“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
3.The Clueless Penguin Republic of South JenstownLeft-wing Utopia“A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly”
4.The Commonwealth of Perpetual ExemptionInoffensive Centrist Democracy“You Can Go Your Own Way”
5.The Republic of Ember SkyConservative Democracy“Prepare to be conquered ”
6.The Empire of VidarInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fecisti patriam diversis de gentibus unam.”
7.The Commonwealth of Communist TaxachusettsLiberal Democratic Socialists“Non serviemus, caniculae!”
8.The Republic of ClassifedPsychotic Dictatorship“Might Makes Right”
9.The State Security Apparatus of Iron FelixIron Fist Consumerists“Sing to the Motherland”
10.The Kennyite Government Resort of Tiki TakiCorrupt Dictatorship“ALL FOR KENNY!!”
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Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board

Speaking about Empress Jhessan's and Perfecto's wedding, what say y'all? It's going to probably be the soirée of the century. Should I make brief RP snippets of the ceremony, a more in Depth Picayune entry, followed by a Reception RP with mayhem to ensue(I'm a firm believer in the Dwarven philosophy that it's not a good reception if a nice brawl doesn't break out). <spoiler alert>Also there may not a surprise appearance by a certain Fez wearing Emperor <spoiler alert>
(The Picayune story will be wrote after all is said and done)

The Palentine wrote:Speaking about Empress Jhessan's and Perfecto's wedding, what say y'all? It's going to probably be the soirée of the century. Should I make brief RP snippets of the ceremony, a more in Depth Picayune entry, followed by a Reception RP with mayhem to ensue(I'm a firm believer in the Dwarven philosophy that it's not a good reception if a nice brawl doesn't break out). <spoiler alert>Also there may not a surprise appearance by a certain Fez wearing Emperor <spoiler alert>
(The Picayune story will be wrote after all is said and done)

That sounds pretty good. I guarantee the Imperial Family/Court will be sending at least a few people, perhaps even the Emperor and Empress. Of course with us around, expect plenty of two-faced subversion. Perhaps even some materials in the New Imperial Times

The Imperial State wrote:That sounds pretty good. I guarantee the Imperial Family/Court will be sending at least a few people, perhaps even the Emperor and Empress. Of course with us around, expect plenty of two-faced subversion. Perhaps even some materials in the New Imperial Times

That works for me.

Speaking of the wedding, this article contains some rather choice pre-nuptial gossip which may or may not be total BS: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/antarctic_oasis/things-to-look-forward-to-in-2019-t1668.html

Imperial States, rest assured, your countrymen's risible remarks about Antigone et al. will not go without response! I will have something up, hopefully tomorrow. (Apologies if it sucks.)

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:Speaking of the wedding, this article contains some rather choice pre-nuptial gossip which may or may not be total BS: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/antarctic_oasis/things-to-look-forward-to-in-2019-t1668.html

Imperial States, rest assured, your countrymen's risible remarks about Antigone et al. will not go without response! I will have something up, hopefully tomorrow. (Apologies if it sucks.)

I look forward to it! The government likes to rile people up this time of year, so God only knows what could happen.

Moravaria wrote:hello im new

Let me be the first to welcome you to Antarctic Oasis! The premier region for abusive megacorporations, psychotic heads of state, and exploding penguins! I think I speak for all of us when I say I hope you stay with us.

Hey, it's the Imperial State's very own puppet! I plan on using this for world-building, memes, some RP, etc

Moravaria wrote:hello im new[/quote[quote=moravaria;34793397]hello im new

<a skull sits on a barstool, it's eyes glow a malevolent red as it begins to speak>

Greetings Foolish Mortal to the Evilest region in Nationstates. Feel your very soul be gently ripped from your body as I roll through the Gates of Hell with your head on a Pike!

...At this point, Murray is interrupted by someone who sounds like the region's founder...

"Cut it out Murray, and stick to the script!"

Sorry about that Mortal. Welcome to the AO, which is the EVILEST region in Nationstates. Feel free to round up your penguins. The more docile ones make excellent Butlers, while the more vicious ones can be turned into shock troops to defend your nation. Please ignore any glowing clouds or maniacal laughter you might hear from your neighbors. That's just the sounds and sights of what we call progress around these parts. And please accept these free all day passes to Murrayland, the region's EVILEST theme park. Also Planet Murray restaurant franchises are available for your nation. Enjoy your stay, Mortal!

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:Speaking of the wedding, this article contains some rather choice pre-nuptial gossip which may or may not be total BS: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/antarctic_oasis/things-to-look-forward-to-in-2019-t1668.html

Imperial States, rest assured, your countrymen's risible remarks about Antigone et al. will not go without response! I will have something up, hopefully tomorrow. (Apologies if it sucks.)

That response was hilarious dude! You Kennyites serve up some spicy quotes. I'm planning a response to it, but it probably won't be up till Thursday/Friday. Midterms and whatnot. It'll be some good warmup for the wedding and hopefully create a little extra drama.

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