The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Great and Mighty Exxos with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 23.04 billion Exxosians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exxosia Central City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Exxosian economy, worth an astonishing 10,427 trillion Xosars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 452,582 Xosars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,045,797 per year while the poor average 61,545, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, The Great and Mighty Exxos can cry on demand, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Exxosia's national animal is the Exxosian void hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not applicable.

Exxosia is ranked 295,046^th in the world and 28^th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Primitive, scoring -1851.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.