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Most Secular: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 10thMost Armed: 16th
The Imperial Provinces of
Capitalizt
We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.
Influence
Diplomat
Charter Nation / Regional Cartographer
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Exxosia

Population18.805 billion

CapitalExxosia Central City
Leaderthe Great and Mighty Exxos
Faithnot applicable

CurrencyXosar
AnimalExxosian void hawk

The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Great and Mighty Exxos with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.805 billion Exxosians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exxosia Central City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Exxosian economy, worth a remarkable 7,434 trillion Xosars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 395,361 Xosars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Great and Mighty Exxos can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, most foreigners can't name the leader of Exxosia, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Exxosia's national animal is the Exxosian void hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not applicable.

Exxosia is ranked 246,070th in the world and 20th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -55.23 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Secular: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 10thMost Armed: 16thMost Rebellious Youth: 27thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30thRudest Citizens: 46thMost Avoided: 47thFattest Citizens: 80thLargest Information Technology Sector: 85thMost Scientifically Advanced: 130thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 132ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 159thLargest Retail Industry: 172ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 200thHighest Disposable Incomes: 258thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 278thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 291stSmartest Citizens: 304thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 342ndHighest Average Incomes: 900thHighest Economic Output: 1,048thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,126thLargest Mining Sector: 1,231stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,296thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,591stMost Inclusive: 2,634thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,282ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,541stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,735thMost Stationary: 4,658thMost Efficient Economies: 4,907thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,605thLargest Black Market: 6,681stMost Influential: 9,599thLargest Populations: 10,497thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,194thHighest Drug Use: 21,789th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, most foreigners can't name the leader of Exxosia.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, The Great and Mighty Exxos can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, the national water supply has entered detox.

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