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Most Secular: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 10thMost Armed: 16th
The Imperial Provinces of
Capitalizt
We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.
Influence
Diplomat
Charter Nation / Regional Cartographer
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Exxosia

Population17.793 billion

CapitalExxosia Central City
Leaderthe Great and Mighty Exxos
Faithnot applicable

CurrencyXosar
AnimalExxosian void hawk

The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Great and Mighty Exxos with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.793 billion Exxosians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exxosia Central City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Exxosian economy, worth a remarkable 6,628 trillion Xosars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 372,538 Xosars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,122,650 per year while the poor average 96,378, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Exxosia's national animal is the Exxosian void hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is not applicable.

Exxosia is ranked 34,237th in the world and 8th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Developed, scoring 72.84 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Secular: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 10thMost Armed: 16thMost Rebellious Youth: 31stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 35thRudest Citizens: 56thFattest Citizens: 91stLargest Information Technology Sector: 94thMost Avoided: 120thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 149thMost Scientifically Advanced: 151stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 157thLargest Retail Industry: 180thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 274thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 299thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 318thHighest Disposable Incomes: 320thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 345thSmartest Citizens: 381stHighest Average Incomes: 1,036thHighest Economic Output: 1,199thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,273rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,318thLargest Mining Sector: 1,365thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,597thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,601stMost Inclusive: 2,621stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,106thMost Stationary: 4,877thMost Efficient Economies: 9,112thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,369thMost Influential: 10,141stLargest Populations: 10,805thTop
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Nudest: 12,039thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,605thLargest Black Market: 12,880th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, Exxosian void hawk sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.
  • : Following new legislation in Exxosia, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.

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