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Most Stationary: 275th Highest Economic Output: 466th Highest Disposable Incomes: 791st
The Evil Conservative Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?
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The Palentine

Population30.793 billion

CapitalThe Burgh
LeaderEmpress Jhessan Spaulding

Animalsphinxian treecat

The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Jhessan Spaulding with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.793 billion Palentineans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Burgh. The average income tax rate is 2.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Palentinean economy, worth a remarkable 8,650 trillion greenbacks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 280,915 greenbacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, graffiti graces every city's streets, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, and the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Palentine's national animal is the sphinxian treecat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Reaganism.

The Palentine is ranked 158,016th in the world and 29th in Antarctic Oasis for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -31.14 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Stationary: 275thHighest Economic Output: 466thHighest Disposable Incomes: 791stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 857thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 939thFattest Citizens: 982ndLargest Mining Sector: 984thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,192ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,260thLargest Populations: 1,375thMost Efficient Economies: 1,419thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,446thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,589thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,703rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,906thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,941stHighest Average Incomes: 1,947thMost Avoided: 2,070thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,135thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,279thMost Influential: 2,513thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,715thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,091stRudest Citizens: 3,612thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,137thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,170thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,991stLargest Black Market: 5,136thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,282ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,293rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,958thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,145thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 8,364thLargest Governments: 8,924thSmartest Citizens: 9,829thNudest: 11,694thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,703rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,472ndMost Cultured: 12,487thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,004th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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