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Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Most Efficient Economies: 56th Most Armed: 73rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 87th
The Mysterion Rising of
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Founder / D!ck-tator
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population28.021 billion

CapitalParadise City
LeaderSammy Faisano
Faithidol worship

AnimalLoch Ness Monster

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 28.021 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 12,763 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 455,504 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,949,025 per year while the poor average 28,201, a ratio of 104 to 1.

Hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Kennyite Hungry Games, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, and the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 30,569th in the world and 7th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 72.56 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Efficient Economies: 56thMost Armed: 73rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 87thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rdHighest Crime Rates: 94thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 104thFattest Citizens: 112thLargest Gambling Industry: 120thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 136thHighest Economic Output: 142ndMost Avoided: 185thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 195thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 198thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 236thLargest Insurance Industry: 255thHighest Average Incomes: 273rdMost Stationary: 293rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 314thRudest Citizens: 327thMost Rebellious Youth: 334thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 338thLargest Retail Industry: 382ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 469thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 578thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 617thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 674thLargest Mining Sector: 733rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 882ndLargest Populations: 1,348thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,931stMost Influential: 2,064thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,110thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,791stLargest Black Market: 3,914thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,078thMost Cultured: 4,088thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,580thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,055thMost Pro-Market: 6,481stTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,276thNudest: 12,199thHighest Drug Use: 13,420th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the region

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