The Princessipality of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Princess Kenny with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 43.013 billion Kennyites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 20,395 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 474,165 tree-fiddies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Princess Kenny's childhood. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 635^th in the world and 2^nd in Antarctic Oasis for Highest Average Incomes, with 474,165.46 Standard Monetary Units.