The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jenny Chiang with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 39.394 billion Kennyites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 18,659 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 473,674 tree-fiddies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Lottery winners spend most of their money on security, the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic, international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism, and two inland cities have unveiled their new desalination plants. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 301,162^nd in the world and 23^rd in Antarctic Oasis for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.87 law-abiding acts per hour.