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Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 71stMost Armed: 101stLargest Gambling Industry: 107th
The Mysterion Rising of
Capitalist Paradise
You bastards!
Founder / D!ck-tator
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population33.434 billion

CapitalParadise City
LeaderJenny Chiang
Faithidol worship

AnimalLoch Ness Monster

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jenny Chiang with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 33.434 billion Kennyites are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 15,449 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 462,092 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,374,891 per year while the poor average 19,617, a ratio of 172 to 1.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, Kennyite TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 22,732nd in the world and 6th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Pro-Market, scoring 77.78 on the Rand Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 71stMost Armed: 101stLargest Gambling Industry: 107thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 114thHighest Crime Rates: 114thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 127thHighest Economic Output: 145thFattest Citizens: 148thHighest Disposable Incomes: 150thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 155thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 157thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 157thMost Avoided: 187thLargest Insurance Industry: 225thMost Stationary: 261stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 323rdMost Rebellious Youth: 324thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 344thHighest Average Incomes: 407thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 412thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 455thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 485thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 682ndLargest Mining Sector: 725thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 749thRudest Citizens: 787thLargest Retail Industry: 1,035thLargest Populations: 1,225thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,274thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,277thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,394thMost Efficient Economies: 1,741stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,998thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,235thMost Influential: 3,157thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,194thMost Cultured: 4,667thLargest Black Market: 6,810thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,302ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,577thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,844thNudest: 20,256th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the region

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