Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Most Armed: 64th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 76th Fattest Citizens: 79th
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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 25.78 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 11,693 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 453,607 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,004,587 per year while the poor average 26,328, a ratio of 114 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, the military struggles with recruitment, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 163,108th in the world and 39th in Antarctic Oasis for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -45.06 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Armed: 64thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 76thFattest Citizens: 79thHighest Crime Rates: 85thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 91stMost Efficient Economies: 97thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 107thLargest Gambling Industry: 110thRudest Citizens: 137thHighest Economic Output: 139thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 140thMost Avoided: 162ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 182ndLargest Retail Industry: 187thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 202ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 219thHighest Average Incomes: 220thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 235thLargest Insurance Industry: 295thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 325thMost Rebellious Youth: 334thMost Stationary: 421stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 460thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 555thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 691stLargest Mining Sector: 771stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 781stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 996thLargest Populations: 1,479thMost Influential: 1,627thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,984thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,002ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,128thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,802ndMost Cultured: 4,095thLargest Black Market: 4,370thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,810thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,018thMost Pro-Market: 6,033rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,384thNudest: 11,115th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the region

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