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Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Most Efficient Economies: 51st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 73rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 76th
The Mysterion Rising of
You bastards!
Founder / D!ck-tator
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population31.825 billion

CapitalParadise City
LeaderSammy Faisano
Faithidol worship

AnimalLoch Ness Monster

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 31.825 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 14,518 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 456,202 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,041,854 per year while the poor average 25,975, a ratio of 117 to 1.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, and folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 14,792nd in the world and 2nd in Antarctic Oasis for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Efficient Economies: 51stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 76thMost Armed: 81stHighest Crime Rates: 104thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 109thLargest Gambling Industry: 113thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 118thFattest Citizens: 127thHighest Economic Output: 139thHighest Disposable Incomes: 146thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 160thMost Avoided: 179thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 201stLargest Insurance Industry: 228thMost Stationary: 272ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 314thMost Rebellious Youth: 327thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 330thHighest Average Incomes: 342ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 378thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 441stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 526thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 621stLargest Mining Sector: 648thRudest Citizens: 660thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 781stLargest Retail Industry: 855thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 995thLargest Populations: 1,259thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,815thMost Influential: 2,799thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,873rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,745thMost Cultured: 3,997thLargest Black Market: 4,581stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,176thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,775thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,884thMost Pro-Market: 8,153rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,822ndNudest: 12,625thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,792ndHighest Drug Use: 16,655th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the region

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