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Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Most Efficient Economies: 52nd Most Armed: 66th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 83rd
The Mysterion Rising of
Capitalizt
You bastards!
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder / D!ck-tator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 26.935 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 12,250 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 454,815 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,916,341 per year while the poor average 28,913, a ratio of 100 to 1.

Women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, the nation leads Antarctic Oasis for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, and kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 29,167th in the world and 10th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Devout, with 786.86 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Efficient Economies: 52ndMost Armed: 66thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 83rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 90thHighest Crime Rates: 90thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 96thFattest Citizens: 96thLargest Gambling Industry: 105thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 131stHighest Economic Output: 142ndMost Avoided: 179thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 193rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 198thRudest Citizens: 213thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 225thHighest Average Incomes: 241stLargest Insurance Industry: 246thLargest Retail Industry: 250thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 291stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 308thMost Stationary: 314thMost Rebellious Youth: 319thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 451stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 515thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 648thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 650thLargest Mining Sector: 711thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 903rdLargest Populations: 1,416thTop
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Most Influential: 1,782ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,888thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,701stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,295thLargest Black Market: 3,445thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,719thMost Cultured: 4,082ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,301stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,335thMost Pro-Market: 6,324thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 9,057thNudest: 11,920thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,102nd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the region

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