by Max Barry

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Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 64thLargest Gambling Industry: 94thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 104th
The Mysterion Rising of
Left-Leaning College State
You bastards!
Founder / D!ck-tator
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population39.394 billion

CapitalParadise City
LeaderJenny Chiang
Faithidol worship

AnimalLoch Ness Monster

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jenny Chiang with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 39.394 billion Kennyites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 18,659 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 473,674 tree-fiddies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Lottery winners spend most of their money on security, the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic, international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism, and two inland cities have unveiled their new desalination plants. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 301,162nd in the world and 23rd in Antarctic Oasis for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.87 law-abiding acts per hour.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 64thLargest Gambling Industry: 94thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 104thMost Armed: 120thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 120thHighest Economic Output: 136thHighest Disposable Incomes: 137thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 141stHighest Crime Rates: 148thLargest Insurance Industry: 187thFattest Citizens: 187thMost Avoided: 199thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 228thMost Stationary: 235thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 282ndMost Rebellious Youth: 317thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 436thHighest Average Incomes: 498thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 531stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 622ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 644thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 708thHighest Drug Use: 710thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 776thHighest Poor Incomes: 888thLargest Mining Sector: 978thLargest Populations: 1,109thLargest Retail Industry: 1,475thRudest Citizens: 1,552ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,800thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,257thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,301stMost Efficient Economies: 2,301stTop
Largest Black Market: 3,237thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,533rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,542ndMost Influential: 3,814thMost Cultured: 4,902ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,730thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,743rdSmartest Citizens: 11,168thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,269thTop
Most Devout: 15,969th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » The Palentine, Ainocra, and WA Guinea Pig.