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Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Most Efficient Economies: 52nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 66th Most Armed: 76th
The Mysterion Rising of
You bastards!
Founder / D!ck-tator
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population31.311 billion

CapitalParadise City
LeaderSammy Faisano
Faithidol worship

AnimalLoch Ness Monster

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 31.311 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 14,284 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 456,202 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,041,854 per year while the poor average 25,975, a ratio of 117 to 1.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, and folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 32,593rd in the world and 8th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 72.21 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Efficient Economies: 52ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 66thMost Armed: 76thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 76thHighest Crime Rates: 100thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 111thLargest Gambling Industry: 111thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 114thFattest Citizens: 128thHighest Economic Output: 140thHighest Disposable Incomes: 145thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 161stMost Avoided: 179thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 206thLargest Insurance Industry: 236thMost Stationary: 273rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 313thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 315thMost Rebellious Youth: 315thHighest Average Incomes: 341stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 375thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 461stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 515thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 639thRudest Citizens: 653rdLargest Mining Sector: 660thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 801stLargest Retail Industry: 814thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 962ndLargest Populations: 1,264thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,790thMost Influential: 2,784thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,831stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,686thMost Cultured: 3,994thLargest Black Market: 4,434thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,435thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,158thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,783rdMost Pro-Market: 7,279thTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,911thNudest: 12,050thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,880th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the region

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