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Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Most Efficient Economies: 53rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 72nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 75th
The Mysterion Rising of
You bastards!
Founder / D!ck-tator
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population31.5 billion

CapitalParadise City
LeaderSammy Faisano
Faithidol worship

AnimalLoch Ness Monster

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 31.5 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 14,370 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 456,202 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,041,854 per year while the poor average 25,975, a ratio of 117 to 1.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, and folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 150,952nd in the world and 31st in Antarctic Oasis for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.95 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Efficient Economies: 53rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 75thMost Armed: 78thHighest Crime Rates: 102ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 107thLargest Gambling Industry: 111thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 117thFattest Citizens: 128thHighest Economic Output: 141stHighest Disposable Incomes: 145thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 163rdMost Avoided: 181stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 206thLargest Insurance Industry: 235thMost Stationary: 273rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 316thMost Rebellious Youth: 322ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 326thHighest Average Incomes: 343rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 375thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 465thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 523rdRudest Citizens: 638thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 643rdLargest Mining Sector: 663rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 786thLargest Retail Industry: 825thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 985thLargest Populations: 1,263rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,809thMost Influential: 2,804thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,837thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,705thMost Cultured: 3,970thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,490thLargest Black Market: 4,492ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,911thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,745thMost Pro-Market: 7,105thTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,852ndNudest: 11,840thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,264th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the region

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