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Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 66thLargest Gambling Industry: 95thMost Armed: 109th
The Mysterion Rising of
Capitalizt
You bastards!
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder / D!ck-tator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Omigodtheykilledkenny

Population36.236 billion

CapitalParadise City
LeaderJenny Chiang
Faithidol worship

Currencytree-fiddy
AnimalLoch Ness Monster

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jenny Chiang with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 36.236 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 16,638 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 459,178 tree-fiddies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on Kennyite stage setups. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 246,798th in the world and 21st in Antarctic Oasis for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 5.91 tourists per hour.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 66thLargest Gambling Industry: 95thMost Armed: 109thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 113thHighest Crime Rates: 128thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 134thHighest Economic Output: 147thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 150thHighest Disposable Incomes: 151stFattest Citizens: 162ndMost Avoided: 180thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 193rdLargest Insurance Industry: 226thMost Stationary: 249thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 317thMost Rebellious Youth: 324thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 332ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 447thHighest Average Incomes: 484thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 528thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 625thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 711thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 714thLargest Mining Sector: 843rdRudest Citizens: 1,067thLargest Populations: 1,150thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,226thLargest Retail Industry: 1,274thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,746thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,851stMost Efficient Economies: 1,877thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,121stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,537thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,260thMost Influential: 3,557thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,532ndMost Cultured: 4,847thLargest Black Market: 7,861stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,189thSmartest Citizens: 11,377thNudest: 11,903rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,969thMost Devout: 19,045thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,103rd
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Omigodtheykilledkenny was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Omigodtheykilledkenny, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Kennyite stage setups.
  • : Following new legislation in Omigodtheykilledkenny, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet.
  • : Omigodtheykilledkenny lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Omigodtheykilledkenny, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
  • : Following new legislation in Omigodtheykilledkenny, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
  • : Following new legislation in Omigodtheykilledkenny, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Omigodtheykilledkenny, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Omigodtheykilledkenny, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Omigodtheykilledkenny lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.

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