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Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Most Efficient Economies: 49th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 67th Most Armed: 73rd
The Mysterion Rising of
You bastards!
Founder / D!ck-tator
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population30.764 billion

CapitalParadise City
LeaderSammy Faisano
Faithidol worship

AnimalLoch Ness Monster

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 30.764 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 14,034 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 456,202 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,041,854 per year while the poor average 25,975, a ratio of 117 to 1.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, and folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 7,137th in the world and 5th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Pro-Market, scoring 89.56 on the Rand Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 49thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 67thMost Armed: 73rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 78thHighest Crime Rates: 99thLargest Gambling Industry: 112thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 115thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 116thFattest Citizens: 126thHighest Disposable Incomes: 145thHighest Economic Output: 145thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 165thMost Avoided: 180thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 205thLargest Insurance Industry: 237thMost Stationary: 284thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 292ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 313thMost Rebellious Youth: 321stHighest Average Incomes: 331stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 361stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 469thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 541stRudest Citizens: 595thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 646thLargest Mining Sector: 668thLargest Retail Industry: 754thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 861stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 892ndLargest Populations: 1,294thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,863rdMost Influential: 2,736thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,813thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,727thMost Cultured: 4,115thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,445thLargest Black Market: 4,507thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,774thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,859thMost Pro-Market: 7,137thTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,172ndNudest: 11,970thHighest Drug Use: 15,605thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,188th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the region

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