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Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 72ndMost Armed: 103rdLargest Gambling Industry: 106th
The Mysterion Rising of
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Population34.582 billion

CapitalParadise City
LeaderJenny Chiang
Faithidol worship

AnimalLoch Ness Monster

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jenny Chiang with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.582 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 15,971 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 461,831 tree-fiddies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 232,172nd in the world and 22nd in Antarctic Oasis for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3.32 Tourists Per Hour.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 72ndMost Armed: 103rdLargest Gambling Industry: 106thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 110thHighest Crime Rates: 122ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 134thHighest Economic Output: 146thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 149thHighest Disposable Incomes: 151stFattest Citizens: 157thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 190thMost Avoided: 204thLargest Insurance Industry: 234thMost Stationary: 255thMost Rebellious Youth: 322ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 326thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 342ndHighest Average Incomes: 437thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 440thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 513thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 524thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 726thLargest Mining Sector: 771stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 795thRudest Citizens: 970thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,016thLargest Retail Industry: 1,094thLargest Populations: 1,207thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,413thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,506thMost Efficient Economies: 1,805thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,930thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,358thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,411thMost Influential: 3,468thMost Cultured: 4,597thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,699thLargest Black Market: 5,108thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,785thSmartest Citizens: 10,586thTop
Nudest: 12,272ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,535th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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