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Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Most Efficient Economies: 58th Most Armed: 65th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 80th
The Mysterion Rising of
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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 26.371 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 11,962 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 453,607 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,004,587 per year while the poor average 26,328, a ratio of 114 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, the military struggles with recruitment, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 202nd in the world and 1st in Antarctic Oasis for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 32,915.99 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 58thMost Armed: 65thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 83rdFattest Citizens: 87thHighest Crime Rates: 91stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 93rdLargest Gambling Industry: 101stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 136thHighest Economic Output: 144thRudest Citizens: 160thMost Avoided: 172ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 188thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 202ndLargest Retail Industry: 223rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 225thHighest Average Incomes: 237thLargest Insurance Industry: 255thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 265thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 283rdMost Stationary: 315thMost Rebellious Youth: 329thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 427thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 501stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 635thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 654thLargest Mining Sector: 720thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 962ndLargest Populations: 1,444thMost Influential: 1,733rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,873rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,400thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,336thLargest Black Market: 3,519thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,043rdMost Cultured: 4,158thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,829thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,685thMost Pro-Market: 6,697thSmartest Citizens: 8,569thTop
Nudest: 11,016thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,783rd
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the region

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