The Most Rebellious Youth in Antarctic Oasis
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalist Paradise | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 2. |  The Clueless Penguin Republic of South Jenstown | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly” | |
| 3. |  The Government Shutdown of Omigodtheykilledkenny | Left-Leaning College State | “You bastards!” | |
| 4. |  The Veeblefetzer of Dumoflage | Anarchy | “It's ol Whatchamacallit” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorship of New Hosgoria | Compulsory Consumerist State | “A little oppression never hurt anyone” | |
| 6. |  The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLC | Capitalist Paradise | “Whale - It's What's For Dinner” | |
| 7. |  The Word Count Seeking Land of A Running Man | New York Times Democracy | “Write as fast as you can; catch up with the running man” | |
| 8. |  The Nonexistent Nordic Republic of Cottia | Corporate Bordello | “:)” | |
| 9. |  The Saucy and sexy Pirate Ship of Thessadorian Catgirls | Capitalizt | “I am Catgirl! Hear me nya!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of WA Army | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For Justice and Tacos” |
