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The Pleiades RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Rejected Realms Travel Agent of Nerdocrombesia

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Highest Economic Output: 139th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 214th Fattest Citizens: 223rd+33
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 227th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 257th Largest Mining Sector: 287th Most Armed: 433rd Most Avoided: 438th Highest Average Incomes: 467th Largest Publishing Industry: 507th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 547th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 547th Largest Populations: 557th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 568th Smartest Citizens: 656th Most Scientifically Advanced: 698th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 754th Most Influential: 777th Largest Information Technology Sector: 780th Most Rebellious Youth: 782nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 827th Largest Retail Industry: 830th Most Stationary: 832nd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 872nd Highest Crime Rates: 1,045th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,046th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,307th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,356th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,492nd Highest Drug Use: 1,516th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,573rd Most Nations: 1,693rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,719th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,753rd Rudest Citizens: 1,912th Largest Governments: 2,051st
World Factbook Entry

The most belligerent and unfriendly Region in all of NationStates.

Home to The Rejected Realms Travel Agent of Nerdocrombesia, kick/ban artist extraordinaire.

Storehouse of puppets from across the NS Multiverse.

Proud member of the WA Ass-stablishment™.

Enter at your own peril.

WA Delegates Emeritus: Kungpaomao, MacroGlup, and Urgench

Forums? We Don't Need No Stinking Forums! If you want a forum go Linkhere.


Embassies: Antarctic Oasis, Monkey Island, Zhaucauozian Friendship, That Place Over There, Malibu Islands, The Realm of Hibernia, The Solar System, Arkansas, Lavinium, Southern Malibu Islands, and The Halls of the WA.

Tags: Modern Tech, Future Tech, Multi-Species, World Assembly, Post-Modern Tech, Snarky, Puppet Storage, General Assembly, Outer Space, Casual, Surreal, Anti-Security Council, and 2 others.LGBT, and Small.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Pleiades contains 9 nations, the 1,693rd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Primitive in The Pleiades

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, The Pleiades is ranked 20,466th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of Vampire DaleksIron Fist Consumerists“Exsanguinate! Exsanguinate! EXSANGUINATE!”
2.The Commonwealth of JericRight-wing Utopia“Glory to God.”
3.The Frederation of Ursine Space SystemsCorporate Bordello“To boldly go where no Bear has gone before”
4.The Eedle Conickrycke of Drastischen NedergancCorporate Bordello“Den drastischen nederganc.”
5.The Orbital Weapons Platform of Yeldan UN MissionBenevolent Dictatorship“Our Machine, It Has Done Its Work, Played Its Part Well”
6.The Rejected Realms Travel Agent of NerdocrombesiaIron Fist Socialists“Big Poppa”
7.The People's Democratic Republic of YeldaBenevolent Dictatorship“Ego furtum tuum sicut mel tua cursoriam furatus sum”
8.The Empire of Corp NationsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“For the Greater Good.”
9.The Nifty Republic of TzorslandCompulsory Consumerist State“Knowledge and Thoroughness”

Regional Happenings

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The Pleiades Regional Message Board

Tzorsland is ranked 1,176th in the world and 1st in The Pleiades for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 13,676.72 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Like a good neighbor, Tzorsland is there.

Happy New Year, whatever that means these days. Everything is relative, you know.

Happy Chinese New Year!

The Nifty Republic of Tzorsland is ranked 276th in the world and 1st in The Pleiades for Rudest Citizens, with 271.8 Insults Per Minute.

We're so rude, even the Foul Mouthed Dolphins stay away from us.

The Nifty Republic of Tzorsland is ranked 1,017th in the world and 1st in The Pleiades for Most Avoided, scoring 1,364 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Probably a result of being so rude, we are apparently also avoided.

"The popular radio host, Alexandra Lukin, Marche Noire immigrant and vocal critic of the country she fled, was found sprawled across the sundial of Eyesore Park at noon, dead as a South Tzorslandian Dodo. Advisors have gathered in the shadowy recesses of your office, wondering what to tell The Pleiades’s waiting press."

The funny thing is that I originally based a lot of Tzorsland on a trip to India and "Eyesore" was a modification of "Mysore" which has a famous park (Brundavan Gardens) with a beautiful flower clock. I even have the photo of it from my cellphone.

I just Blake's 7ed my nation.

Tzorsland is ranked 949th in the world and 2nd in The Pleiades for Rudest Citizens, with 182.85 Insults Per Minute.

Wait a second ... we are only second in the region? How dare they say the people of The Eedle Conickrycke of Drastischen Nederganc are ruder than us! How dare these upstarts upstage us, The Nifty Republic of Tzorsland in rudeness. We fart in their general direction!

The current population of The Nifty Republic of Tzorsland is 28.321 billion. That is almost 4 current earth populations. Using the population density of NYC, (27,000 people per square mile) that means about 1 million mi˛. The US is 3.797 million mi˛. The actual area of the plethora of Tzorsland's spindizzied regions is classified. However, even when talk about insane numbers you can still make the population numbers fit in an advanced technology nation. (Using Mumbai's density of 67,000 persons per square mile makes all the areas less than half.) Makes you wonder.

I've modified this sentence to sound even cooler: The frighteningly efficient Tzorslandian economy, worth an astonishing 10 quadrillion Tzors a year ...

Yes, my economy is in the tens of quads now. My pocket change can purchase whole nations! (Hint: is it 1,000 times the economy of the real world US.)

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