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The Pleiades RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Rejected Realms Travel Agent of Nerdocrombesia

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Highest Economic Output: 139th Fattest Citizens: 209th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 223rd+32
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 223rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 262nd Largest Mining Sector: 269th Most Armed: 423rd Most Avoided: 425th Highest Average Incomes: 471st Largest Publishing Industry: 474th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 508th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 508th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 538th Largest Populations: 547th Smartest Citizens: 679th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 717th Most Scientifically Advanced: 729th Most Influential: 755th Most Rebellious Youth: 774th Most Stationary: 812th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 814th Largest Information Technology Sector: 823rd Largest Retail Industry: 829th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 835th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 995th Highest Crime Rates: 1,066th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,283rd Largest Gambling Industry: 1,342nd Highest Drug Use: 1,382nd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,491st Most Nations: 1,494th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,551st Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,709th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,731st Rudest Citizens: 1,901st
World Factbook Entry

The most belligerent and unfriendly Region in all of NationStates.

Home to The Rejected Realms Travel Agent of Nerdocrombesia, kick/ban artist extraordinaire.

Storehouse of puppets from across the NS Multiverse.

Proud member of the WA Ass-stablishment™.

Enter at your own peril.

WA Delegates Emeritus: Kungpaomao, MacroGlup, and Urgench

Forums? We Don't Need No Stinking Forums! If you want a forum go Linkhere.

Embassies: Antarctic Oasis, Monkey Island, Zhaucauozian Friendship, That Place Over There, Malibu Islands, The Realm of Hibernia, The Solar System, Arkansas, Lavinium, Southern Malibu Islands, and The Halls of the WA.

Tags: Outer Space, Post-Modern Tech, Casual, Modern Tech, Anti-Security Council, LGBT, Future Tech, Snarky, World Assembly, Surreal, Puppet Storage, General Assembly, and 2 others.Multi-Species, and Small.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Pleiades contains 9 nations, the 1,494th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Smartest Citizens in The Pleiades

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, The Pleiades is ranked 679th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of Corp NationsLeft-Leaning College State“For the Greater Good.”
2.The People's Democratic Republic of YeldaBenevolent Dictatorship“Ego furtum tuum sicut mel tua cursoriam furatus sum”
3.The Rejected Realms Travel Agent of NerdocrombesiaIron Fist Socialists“Big Poppa”
4.The Nifty Republic of TzorslandCapitalist Paradise“Knowledge and Thoroughness”
5.The Orbital Weapons Platform of Yeldan UN MissionBenevolent Dictatorship“Our Machine, It Has Done Its Work, Played Its Part Well”
6.The Eedle Conickrycke of Drastischen NedergancCorporate Bordello“Den drastischen nederganc.”
7.The Frederation of Ursine Space SystemsCorporate Bordello“To boldly go where no Bear has gone before”
8.The Commonwealth of JericRight-wing Utopia“Glory to God.”
9.The Empire of Vampire DaleksIron Fist Consumerists“Exsanguinate! Exsanguinate! EXSANGUINATE!”

Regional Happenings


The Pleiades Regional Message Board

Happy New Year, whatever that means these days. Everything is relative, you know.

Happy Chinese New Year!

The Nifty Republic of Tzorsland is ranked 276th in the world and 1st in The Pleiades for Rudest Citizens, with 271.8 Insults Per Minute.

We're so rude, even the Foul Mouthed Dolphins stay away from us.

The Nifty Republic of Tzorsland is ranked 1,017th in the world and 1st in The Pleiades for Most Avoided, scoring 1,364 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Probably a result of being so rude, we are apparently also avoided.

"The popular radio host, Alexandra Lukin, Marche Noire immigrant and vocal critic of the country she fled, was found sprawled across the sundial of Eyesore Park at noon, dead as a South Tzorslandian Dodo. Advisors have gathered in the shadowy recesses of your office, wondering what to tell The Pleiades’s waiting press."

The funny thing is that I originally based a lot of Tzorsland on a trip to India and "Eyesore" was a modification of "Mysore" which has a famous park (Brundavan Gardens) with a beautiful flower clock. I even have the photo of it from my cellphone.

I just Blake's 7ed my nation.

Tzorsland is ranked 949th in the world and 2nd in The Pleiades for Rudest Citizens, with 182.85 Insults Per Minute.

Wait a second ... we are only second in the region? How dare they say the people of The Eedle Conickrycke of Drastischen Nederganc are ruder than us! How dare these upstarts upstage us, The Nifty Republic of Tzorsland in rudeness. We fart in their general direction!

The current population of The Nifty Republic of Tzorsland is 28.321 billion. That is almost 4 current earth populations. Using the population density of NYC, (27,000 people per square mile) that means about 1 million mi˛. The US is 3.797 million mi˛. The actual area of the plethora of Tzorsland's spindizzied regions is classified. However, even when talk about insane numbers you can still make the population numbers fit in an advanced technology nation. (Using Mumbai's density of 67,000 persons per square mile makes all the areas less than half.) Makes you wonder.

I've modified this sentence to sound even cooler: The frighteningly efficient Tzorslandian economy, worth an astonishing 10 quadrillion Tzors a year ...

Yes, my economy is in the tens of quads now. My pocket change can purchase whole nations! (Hint: is it 1,000 times the economy of the real world US.)

'4 days ago. Vampire Daleks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.'

Only the top 10% ?!? Must try harder...


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