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Embassies: Antarctic Oasis, Monkey Island, Zhaucauozian Friendship, That Place Over There, Malibu Islands, The Realm of Hibernia, The Solar System, Arkansas, Lavinium, Southern Malibu Islands, and The Halls of the WA.
Tags: Puppet Storage, World Assembly, LGBT, Small, Multi-Species, Anti-Security Council, Surreal, Outer Space, Snarky, Casual, Modern Tech, Future Tech, and 2 others.General Assembly, and Post-Modern Tech.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Primitive in The Pleiades
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The Pleiades is ranked 21,251st in the world for Most Primitive.
|1.||The Empire of Vampire Daleks||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Exsanguinate! Exsanguinate! EXSANGUINATE!”|
|2.||The Commonwealth of Jeric||Right-wing Utopia||“Glory to God.”|
|3.||The Frederation of Ursine Space Systems||Corporate Bordello||“To boldly go where no Bear has gone before”|
|4.||The Eedle Conickrycke of Drastischen Nederganc||Corporate Bordello||“Den drastischen nederganc.”|
|5.||The Orbital Weapons Platform of Yeldan UN Mission||Benevolent Dictatorship||“Our Machine, It Has Done Its Work, Played Its Part Well”|
|6.||The Rejected Realms Travel Agent of Nerdocrombesia||Iron Fist Socialists||“Big Poppa”|
|7.||The People's Democratic Republic of Yelda||Benevolent Dictatorship||“Ego furtum tuum sicut mel tua cursoriam furatus sum”|
|8.||The Empire of Corp Nations||Civil Rights Lovefest||“For the Greater Good.”|
|9.||The Nifty Republic of Tzorsland||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Knowledge and Thoroughness”|
- : Duck-dodgers ceased to exist.
- : The Ebil Fenda Spy of Rubber Duck Brigade of the region That Place Over There cancelled the closure of its embassy in The Pleiades.
- : The Dadadadadadadadadadadadadada of The Dancing Bearisters of the region That Place Over There ordered the closure of its embassy in The Pleiades.
- : The Animals' Republic of Vegaslovakia of the region Misanthropic Bloc proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Godly Meme Haven of Pakistanistanistan of the region Algrenery proposed constructing embassies.
- : Duck-dodgers arrived from Osiris.
- : Blisserena of the region Arista proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Armed Diarchy of Praetorian Sparta of the region Peloponessus proposed constructing embassies.
- : Tyu of the region Tyu proposed constructing embassies.
- : Jb-72 departed this region for Tanabiku Galaxy.
The Pleiades Regional Message Board
Happy New Year, whatever that means these days. Everything is relative, you know.
Happy Chinese New Year!
Tzorsland is ranked 276th in the world and 1st in The Pleiades for Rudest Citizens, with 271.8 Insults Per Minute.
We're so rude, even the Foul Mouthed Dolphins stay away from us.
Tzorsland is ranked 1,017th in the world and 1st in The Pleiades for Most Avoided, scoring 1,364 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.
Probably a result of being so rude, we are apparently also avoided.
"The popular radio host, Alexandra Lukin, Marche Noire immigrant and vocal critic of the country she fled, was found sprawled across the sundial of Eyesore Park at noon, dead as a South Tzorslandian Dodo. Advisors have gathered in the shadowy recesses of your office, wondering what to tell The Pleiades’s waiting press."
The funny thing is that I originally based a lot of Tzorsland on a trip to India and "Eyesore" was a modification of "Mysore" which has a famous park (Brundavan Gardens) with a beautiful flower clock. I even have the photo of it from my cellphone.
I just Blake's 7ed my nation.
Tzorsland is ranked 949th in the world and 2nd in The Pleiades for Rudest Citizens, with 182.85 Insults Per Minute.
Wait a second ... we are only second in the region? How dare they say the people of Drastischen Nederganc are ruder than us! How dare these upstarts upstage us, Tzorsland in rudeness. We fart in their general direction!
The current population of Tzorsland is 28.321 billion. That is almost 4 current earth populations. Using the population density of NYC, (27,000 people per square mile) that means about 1 million mi˛. The US is 3.797 million mi˛. The actual area of the plethora of Tzorsland's spindizzied regions is classified. However, even when talk about insane numbers you can still make the population numbers fit in an advanced technology nation. (Using Mumbai's density of 67,000 persons per square mile makes all the areas less than half.) Makes you wonder.
I've modified this sentence to sound even cooler: The frighteningly efficient Tzorslandian economy, worth an astonishing 10 quadrillion Tzors a year ...
Yes, my economy is in the tens of quads now. My pocket change can purchase whole nations! (Hint: is it 1,000 times the economy of the real world US.)
'4 days ago. Vampire Daleks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.'
Only the top 10% ?!? Must try harder...