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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 822nd Highest Economic Output: 823rd Fattest Citizens: 1,074th
The State Security Apparatus of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Sing to the Motherland
Influence
Apprentice
Big Scary Security Dude
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Iron Felix

Population28.905 billion

CapitalWherever Felix is
LeaderFelix Dzerzhinsky
FaithStalinism

CurrencyNew Yeldan Pound
AnimalWA Gnome

The State Security Apparatus of Iron Felix is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Felix Dzerzhinsky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.905 billion Iron Felix are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever Felix is. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Iron Felix economy, worth a remarkable 6,635 trillion New Yeldan Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 229,562 New Yeldan Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 807,451 per year while the poor average 47,283, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

Jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', the world outside is only known of in folklore, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, and otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iron Felix's national animal is the WA Gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stalinism.

Iron Felix is ranked 18,386th in the world and 9th in Antarctic Oasis for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 822ndHighest Economic Output: 823rdFattest Citizens: 1,074thLargest Mining Sector: 1,079thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,501stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,550thSafest: 1,602ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,689thLargest Populations: 1,868thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,990thMost Avoided: 2,294thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,604thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,745thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,885thLowest Crime Rates: 2,895thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,259thHighest Average Incomes: 3,750thLargest Governments: 4,012thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,477thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,735thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,549thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 7,817thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,379thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,251stLargest Insurance Industry: 10,063rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,354thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,811thLargest Retail Industry: 12,655thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,058thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,743rd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Iron Felix was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Unspeakably EVIL Skulldom of Murray the Evil Skull, infecting 4 million survivors.
  • : Iron Felix was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Unspeakably EVIL Skulldom of Murray the Evil Skull, infecting 10 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!

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