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Highest Economic Output: 839th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 848th Fattest Citizens: 1,094th
The State Security Apparatus of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Sing to the Motherland
Influence
Apprentice
Big Scary Security Dude
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Iron Felix

Population29.614 billion

CapitalWherever Felix is
LeaderFelix Dzerzhinsky
FaithStalinism

CurrencyNew Yeldan Pound
AnimalWA Gnome

The State Security Apparatus of Iron Felix is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Felix Dzerzhinsky with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.614 billion Iron Felix are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever Felix is. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Iron Felix economy, worth a remarkable 6,798 trillion New Yeldan Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 229,562 New Yeldan Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 807,451 per year while the poor average 47,283, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

Jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', the world outside is only known of in folklore, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, and otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iron Felix's national animal is the WA Gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stalinism.

Iron Felix is ranked 23,124th in the world and 4th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,382.2 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Highest Economic Output: 839thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 848thFattest Citizens: 1,094thLargest Mining Sector: 1,107thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,487thMost Efficient Economies: 1,576thSafest: 1,591stTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,711thLargest Populations: 1,850thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,066thMost Avoided: 2,400thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,688thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,911thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,920thLowest Crime Rates: 2,970thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,299thHighest Average Incomes: 3,852ndLargest Governments: 4,058thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,601stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,171stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,486thSmartest Citizens: 7,997thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,519thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,405thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,595thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,598thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,892ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,835thLargest Retail Industry: 13,389thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,344th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Iron Felix resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Iron Felix voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Borrower Rights".
  • : Iron Felix endorsed The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine.
  • : Iron Felix was admitted to the World Assembly.
  • : Iron Felix applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Iron Felix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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