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Gatesville Inc RMB
Gatesville Inc was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 296

WA Delegate: The Cold Hearted Bastardy of ColdHeartedBastards (elected )

Founder: Gates the great

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Influential: 41st Highest Economic Output: 109th Largest Insurance Industry: 147th+44
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 158th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 172nd Most Devout: 190th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 195th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 197th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 214th Most Avoided: 222nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 236th Fattest Citizens: 238th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 261st Largest Mining Sector: 274th Largest Black Market: 276th Highest Disposable Incomes: 285th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 304th Largest Agricultural Sector: 322nd Largest Populations: 333rd Highest Average Incomes: 365th Most Beautiful Environments: 398th Most Corrupt Governments: 415th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 425th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 496th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 508th Largest Gambling Industry: 520th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 531st Largest Governments: 563rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 583rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 587th Lowest Crime Rates: 598th Largest Retail Industry: 623rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 685th Rudest Citizens: 708th Smartest Citizens: 836th Largest Publishing Industry: 846th Nudest: 983rd Most Nations: 1,085th Most Armed: 1,147th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,234th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,255th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,264th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,284th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,560th Most Cultured: 1,901st Most Stationary: 1,932nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,074th
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EDIT Nobody listens to me. I hate you all. Except not really. END EDIT

Gatesville has stood the test of time as the beacon for sovereignty. In short, we won the game. National and regional sovereignty are now touted across multiple regions and flaunted as a recruiting tool in all areas. I have not the heart to eject or ban anyone, so this region will continue to stand for as long as a nation resides here. I have password-protected it, and will not share the password, so it is immune to attack.

Unknown and Gilgamesh have agreed to take in any nations that wish to join.

Our forum at LinkForum will be archived.

I have never been so proud as I am now, to still be here with you all.

Embassies: Holy Moosean Empire, Antarctic Oasis, Lone Wolves United, and Gilgamesh.

Tags: Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Condemned, Featured, Founderless, Medium, National Sovereigntist, Offsite Forums, Password, and Regional Government.

Regional Power: Moderate

Gatesville Inc contains 13 nations, the 1,085th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Stationary in Gatesville Inc

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, Gatesville Inc is ranked 1,932nd in the world for Most Stationary.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Cold Hearted Bastardy of ColdHeartedBastardsCivil Rights Lovefest“Poor People Are Lazy”
2.The Rogue Nation of Alien MagicCorporate Police State“We don't need no stinkin' motto!”
3.The People's Republic of Crooked TruthCivil Rights Lovefest“Sure....”
4.The Absolute Units of SchitzPsychotic Dictatorship“Furthermore, I am a bell end”
5.The Theocracy of Una Salus VictusLeft-Leaning College State“Expand your horizons”
6.The Eastern Republic of Smokey IslandFather Knows Best State“The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons”
7.The Hostile Corporate Takeover of SchlemeilsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“404: Motto not found.”
8.The GV Corporal of Random OneIron Fist Consumerists“Insert message or potato here”
9.The Holy Thiefdom of HrotsijkaPsychotic Dictatorship“Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.”
10.The Kraut Killing Nation of Rocket SawsCorporate Police State“We're going lumberjack on your ass!!”

Regional Happenings


Gatesville Inc Regional Message Board

2 days 21 hours ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on International Oil Spills"".

Been firing these "Cure Missiles" all day long....

I only discovered the tradings cards this week is anyone else playing the market?

I don't, but I think I've got some.

I suck at card games.

Im still not sure what to do with them but im still collecting them

We've been condemned in the WA! 02/02/2020. Remember the date.

Edited to make the date a proper palindrome. (Had to be done)

"Recognizing Gatesville Inc to be the remnants of Gatesville, a militaristic raider organization zealously devoted to the creation of chaos and misery,"

We should be flattered.

Well done everyone whi remains

A palindrome on that date, must mean something.

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