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Gatesville Inc RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz (elected )

Founder: The Empire of Gates the great

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Influential: 196th Highest Economic Output: 228th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 294th+34
Fattest Citizens: 345th Most Avoided: 370th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 396th Most Devout: 401st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 422nd Highest Disposable Incomes: 445th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 461st Largest Insurance Industry: 489th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 517th Largest Mining Sector: 546th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 579th Largest Populations: 607th Most Nations: 636th Largest Black Market: 685th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 701st Highest Average Incomes: 814th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 818th Most Corrupt Governments: 842nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 842nd Most Beautiful Environments: 977th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,037th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,054th Largest Retail Industry: 1,076th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,086th Nudest: 1,125th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,263rd Rudest Citizens: 1,385th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,392nd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,482nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,488th Largest Governments: 1,587th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,594th Smartest Citizens: 1,636th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,923rd
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EDIT Nobody listens to me. I hate you all. Except not really. END EDIT

Gatesville has stood the test of time as the beacon for sovereignty. In short, we won the game. National and regional sovereignty are now touted across multiple regions and flaunted as a recruiting tool in all areas. I have not the heart to eject or ban anyone, so this region will continue to stand for as long as a nation resides here. I have password-protected it, and will not share the password, so it is immune to attack.

Unknown and Gilgamesh have agreed to take in any nations that wish to join.

Our forum at LinkForum will be archived.

I have never been so proud as I am now, to still be here with you all.

Embassies: Holy Moosean Empire, Antarctic Oasis, Lone Wolves United, League of Independent Nations, and Gilgamesh.

Tags: Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Featured, Medium, National Sovereigntist, Offsite Forums, Password, and Regional Government.

Regional Power: High

Gatesville Inc contains 21 nations, the 636th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Populations in Gatesville Inc

The following nations have the greatest number of citizens.

As a region, Gatesville Inc is ranked 607th in the world for Largest Populations.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eastern Republic of Smokey IslandFather Knows Best State“The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons”
2.The Mean and Curmudgeonly Nation of Vile VillansInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Grumble Grumble Grumble”
3.The Theocracy of Una Salus VictusLeft-Leaning College State“Expand your horizons”
4.The Fiefdom of MerovinElizabethInoffensive Centrist Democracy“++ N3rd Power -N Reason- N Existence- N Passion ++ ”
5.The Rogue Nation of Alien MagicCorporate Police State“We don't need no stinkin' motto!”
6.The People's Republic of Crooked TruthCivil Rights Lovefest“Sure....”
7.The Holy Thiefdom of HrotsijkaIron Fist Consumerists“Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.”
8.The Cold Hearted Bastardy of ColdHeartedBastardsCivil Rights Lovefest“Poor People Are Lazy”
9.The Hostile Corporate Takeover of SchlemeilsCapitalist Paradise“404: Motto not found.”
10.The Stupid Troglodytes of SchitzPsychotic Dictatorship“Furthermore, I am a bell end”

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Gatesville Inc Regional Message Board

Back... finally. Sorry I CTE's but work was crazy and I missed the email to let me know the time was getting close. All good now, I hope. As long as no one else gets sick at work, I should be here... unless it is me that gets sick, Hmmmm... anyway.

Holy hell. This board is like a Gatesville greatest hits tour. There's so many of you I haven't seen on here in ages.

Quality over quantity

Truth. We have ultimate quality here.

Nevadar wrote:Truth. We have ultimate quality here.

Here as in this place or present?

BlackAdder goes Forth wrote:Here as in this place or present?


Gates nodded off again.

*breeches from the depths and sprays sea foam everywhere*

20 hours ago: Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Freshwater Shortages".

20 hours ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Communal Confederacy"".

I nod off a lot.

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