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City Ankh Morpork RMB

WA Delegate: The Mighty Paws of Kleinekatzen (elected )

Founder: Lord vetinari

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Influential: 39th Smartest Citizens: 215th Highest Economic Output: 219th+34
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 236th Most Beautiful Environments: 254th Rudest Citizens: 330th Most Cultured: 375th Most Stationary: 442nd Healthiest Citizens: 488th Largest Information Technology Sector: 529th Best Weather: 573rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 622nd Largest Populations: 703rd Most Valuable International Artwork: 713th Most Advanced Public Education: 730th Largest Publishing Industry: 771st Largest Mining Sector: 809th Most Scientifically Advanced: 847th Nicest Citizens: 851st Lowest Crime Rates: 916th Most Inclusive: 949th Highest Average Incomes: 1,053rd Largest Governments: 1,110th Most Pacifist: 1,118th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,171st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,247th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,343rd Most Devout: 1,361st Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,647th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,235th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,303rd Most Secular: 2,327th Largest Black Market: 2,359th Most Avoided: 2,411th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,523rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,582nd Most Corrupt Governments: 2,587th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to City Ankh Morpork

Poets have tried to describe City Ankh Morpork. They have failed. The city is rather robust for poets, who prefer daffodils and no wonder.
Lets just say that Ankh Morpork is as full of life as an old cheese on a hot day, as loud as a curse in a cathedral, as bright and colourful as a bruise and as full of activity as a dead dog on a termite mound.

Send a Telegram to the Delecat to get Password.

Interested in embassies?: Contact Kleinekatzen explaining why you would like to establish one, and it will be considered. Embassy requests without any prior communication will be rejected.

Embassies: Antarctic Oasis, Space Sector RPRA, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Lone Wolves United, Gypsy Lands, Ankh Morpork, and Deliciousness.

Tags: Casual, Eco-Friendly, Founderless, Minuscule, Multi-Species, Parody, Password, and Role Player.

Regional Power: Moderate

City Ankh Morpork contains 5 nations, the 3,470th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Primitive in City Ankh Morpork

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, City Ankh Morpork is ranked 25,551st in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Grumpy Nation of Saugeen 2Iron Fist Consumerists“This year we will have 0 casualties!”
2.The Sword of Fight-ingFather Knows Best State“Killing equals honor!”
3.The Subjective Objectivity of Perfect UnrealityDemocratic Socialists“If you can't join em, fight for a week then surrender.”
4.The Mighty Paws of KleinekatzenFather Knows Best State“Everyone will dance with the Reaper, so learn to Tango!”
5.The Frequently Inebriated Nation of SaugeenAnarchy“I have a cunning plan...”

Regional Happenings


City Ankh Morpork Regional Message Board

Things are getting a bit dicey out here. Damn WA cancelling our research. Good thing we got the (bit delayed actually) march on them!

Yep, someone actually followed protocol on embassy request.

That's a new one. I guess some people do read the small print.

Greetings from your sister region Ankh Morpork! We're coming out of an activity slump and are aiming to be more vibrant and bigger than ever. If you need anything, please let myself or any members of the City Council know.

Lord servion, Patrician of Ankh Morpork

Greetings from Deliciousness! Wotcher!

Thanks for the embassy! We bring a humble gift of Discworld specialties: pints of Winkle's Old Peculiar and some Ecksian Named Meat Pie Floaters! (Fluffy. The meat was named Fluffy.)

We look forward to a Long-lived, Uneventful, and... dare we say, even Somewhat-Boring alliance!

Greetings Euroda

On behalf of our esteemed delecat, I humbly quaff your ale and devour your pies. In return please accept my beloved pet, Mr Fuzzykins. I am sure he will prosper in your region and not at all come back to me in a couple weeks as a delicious pie. *wink* *wink*

*yawn* oh look at that the paperwork was done by someone else nice.

I fear a terrible precedent has been set.

I finished 209 in the world for best nation - just missing out on immortality as the leader board only covers the top 200.

At one point I was the 24,039 best nation - showing that there really is no accounting for taste.

Gosh, finally got this impPad (aka iPad) to work with my paperwork....although how can they call it a paperless office if I have to fill out paperwork in triplicate to get one? Then a physical copy of the work I do on the iPad has to be provided in triplicate for ‘accountability’?

Ooc:- finally remembered password so I could use my iPad instead of pc.

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