WA Delegate: The United Democratic Republics of Kokoku (elected )
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Today's World Census Report
The Nudest in New Warsaw Pact
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, New Warsaw Pact is ranked 9,450th in the world for Nudest.
|1.||The Texas NWP Ambassador of Texas Surfer Dudes||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“From Texas to NWP with love and BBQ!!”|
|2.||The United Socialist States of New Walajamba||Democratic Socialists||“May socialism bring justice throughout the land”|
|3.||The Republic of Bilishire||Father Knows Best State||“Pride and Industry”|
|4.||The Protectorate of Jeecseek Pahduluah||Father Knows Best State||“A Generation Waits for Dawn”|
|5.||The United Socialist States of Union of Soviet Zaprad Republics||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Son's and daughters of Zapradrutia Unite”|
|6.||The Kingdom of Upper and Lower Karsteinia||Father Knows Best State||“Turn left at the canyon”|
|7.||The Akuist Empire of Aku City||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Soul Crushing Dictatorship For A Better Tomarrow”|
|8.||The United Unity of Luxintenebris||Civil Rights Lovefest||“I sure hope we're united.”|
|9.||The Wanagiyata of Akilehan||Civil Rights Lovefest||“All are equal, all are free”|
|10.||The Borderlands of Belira||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Eh, could've been worse.”|
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New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board
accidents, humans are stupid enough to get into such situations frequent enough.
Tons of our people tend to commit suicide from two shots to the back of the head.
A political opponent was found dead in his apartment the morning after he made a “questionable” speech...
Seems he tripped and fell on his bayonet sixteen times...
Similar to one of the leading rebels pleading for asylum, he seemed to find asylum under a pile of ash and fire
Ours don't care much, but we really wonder what the UCRs generals and soldiers are thinking right now, when their being told to cooperate with Novoroyssia to defeat a communist revolution led by a Novoroyssian.
Makes sense. If our people were capable of caring about such things, they'd probably be very confused, but then get over it.
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The news around the region
Capitalist Uprisings in the Capital
From New Walajamba
The capital of New Walajamba awoke today yet again to the gathering of millions on the streets, protesting about New Walajamba's economical approach to running the country economically. The protesters ask for the subsidization of government businesses and jobs, and increased economical freedoms. This is the third mass protest in the last month demanding these changes.
Rebel Base Raid Leads in Detailed Information on the Communists!
Earlier today during a routine neighborhood search, a group of rebel spies were found hiding in the basement of a collaborator. The man living in the home claims not to have known of this hideout. He is currently being evaluated for witness protection.
The info on the Communists' plan in the hideout is immense. They plan to bomb the quarantine zone to release the experiments kept there, the reason for this is unknown. There was more civil unrest than ever in Bablone after the search was conducted. The rebels found in the area have been arrested for treason and tax-fraud.
The Kaisers account after the raid... “I don’t know what to say except we have them in our midst, there could be a spy living next to you. Just keep an eye out for everyone, this isn’t just a game of hide-and-seek.”
Labrekia BREAKING NEWS: Hundreds of labrekians have noted that their milk has been stolen. On haloween night there were not just zombies... BUT SKELETONS.
Kokoku Comrade Iosava declares a state of emergency in the Confederation Of Continental Nationalism and urges the Supreme Council to act on the matter before more blood is shed. Currently, the Council is deliberating on the appropriate action.
Unified Coloradan Republic Swiftly Passes Resolutions
The UCR has passed a series of resolutions in parliament.
The UCR has adopted Resolution 1600, allowing intervention in the CCN. This is in light of the current civil unrest in the area. The CCN has yet to comment.
The UCR Parliament passed Legislation 1703 and 1704 on November 2.
Legislation 1703 establishes a temporary emblem, in appearence as such:
Legislation 1704, (or the "UCR National Hymn Act"): Replaces the Coloradan "Where the Columbines Grow" with the Patriotic Hymn "Tsveta Flaza (Colored Flag)", Re-Designating "Where the Columbines Grow" as the anthem of the Coloradan Autonomous Republic (Or Colorada)
Government enraged at the new "Sumpsons Treehouse of Horror!
The Kingdom was in an uproar as the latest episode of the popular TV show, "The Sumpsons", aired an episode that was found to be offensive to the general populace. The episode, a parody of Eve of the Dawn of the Day the Dead Came, portrays Lovecraftism as a cult run by a fraudster, who has brainwashed the followers into zombies.
"How dare they disrespect our grand religion!" says the Ghost of Marlo, "The Sumpsons is one of my favorite shows yet even i think this is terrible. the fact that Mart Growling only identifies general religions disgusts me, he cant see that this might enrage us Lovecraftians?. it truly disgusts me, is he also supporting the Communists and Josef. If Mart ever comes to our country, consider him Food! whats next, cooking up Shub-Niggarauth and munching on him?
The motive and method this episode was aired in the CCN is unknown, but the studio has stated that the people responsible have been removed, and that there will be a change in policy.
Results from The Kokokuan League
The following are the results from the matches in the Kokokuan League. The playoffs are set for two months.
Kokoku United 2-0 Ghilsi
Chuto Citizens 1-5 Kokoku Patriots
Kokoku Rail 1-1 Tek
Salaki FC 0-0 Salaki United
United Alba 3-0 Dom
Azeri Patriots 1-2 Fulgari Patriots
Having lost by a large margin, Chuto Citizens will have a difficult time finding a way out of relegation as they mark another loss for the team. The Kokoku Patriots, sponsored by the Kokokuan Revolutionary Ground Forces, has virtually clinched a position in the playoffs.
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