The Allied Kingdom of Oppalli is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King McGregor I with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.959 billion Oppallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ihaj. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppallian economy, worth 508 trillion Roylands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,926 Roylands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppalli's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oppalli is ranked 5,468^th in the world and 322^nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.44 law-abiding acts per hour.