The Royal Empire of Oppalli is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Ihaj II with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 4.261 billion Oppallians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McGregor. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppallian economy, worth 907 trillion Roylands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 213,068 Roylands, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, livestock mutilations are on the rise, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, and dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppalli's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oppalli is ranked 309,026^th in the world and 12,678^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -456.26 on the Scary Big Number Scale.