The Empire of Oppalli is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 692 million Oppallians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opaltron. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Oppallian economy, worth 68.9 trillion Roylands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 99,585 Roylands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bike rage is all the rage, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, people find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear, and there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppalli's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Oppalli is ranked 148,682^nd in the world and 6,299^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 398.09 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.