by Max Barry

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,198thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,835thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,284th
The Greater New Federal Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Delicta nostra maximus res ut eiciam
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Population12.584 billion

CapitalCyrillus City
LeaderAlfonso Balansag III
FaithRoman Catholic

Animalfighting cock or gamefowl

The Greater New Federal Republic of Cyrilla is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alfonso Balansag III with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.584 billion Cyrillans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyrillus City. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrillan economy, worth a remarkable 1,270 trillion Cyrics a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,977 Cyrics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrilla's national animal is the fighting cock or gamefowl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Cyrilla is ranked 15,161st in the world and 832nd in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 11.95 bananas ingested per day.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,198thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,835thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,284thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,501stMost Influential: 4,622ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,252ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,362ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,922ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,240thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,991stMost Developed: 11,073rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,164thLargest Governments: 11,599thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,774thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,342ndMost Beautiful Environments: 14,297thLowest Crime Rates: 14,357thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,639thHealthiest Citizens: 15,161stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,322ndSafest: 15,362ndNicest Citizens: 16,038thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,131stHighest Economic Output: 16,172ndSmartest Citizens: 16,653rdMost Cultured: 16,903rdHighest Food Quality: 17,433rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,697thBest Weather: 18,404thMost Inclusive: 19,259thMost Stationary: 19,722ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,880thLargest Populations: 25,386thMost Efficient Economies: 25,537thMost Devout: 25,818th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionMost Influential: 89th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 90th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 188th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 208th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 316th in the regionMost Stationary: 334th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 396th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 449th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 487th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 491st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 594th in the regionMost Developed: 608th in the regionLargest Governments: 629th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 655th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 687th in the regionLargest Populations: 698th in the region

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