The Republic of Reechonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Reech with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.926 billion Reechonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ramones City. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reechonian economy, worth 483 trillion Updogs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,248 Updogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Reechonian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reechonia's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Reechonia is ranked 213,494^th in the world and 9,338^th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 201.56 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.