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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,999thMost Pacifist: 8,633rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,169th
The Empire of
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Love is like pi: real, irrational, and very important
Crow Emrest
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Narwhalsgomoo

Population2.502 billion

CapitalAkistra City
LeaderCrow Emrest

CurrencyRose
AnimalHound

The Empire of Narwhalsgomoo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Crow Emrest with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.502 billion Narwhals are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akistra City. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Narwhalan economy, worth 238 trillion Roses a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,229 Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no representation without taxation, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, populations of two-headed Hounds have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narwhalsgomoo's national animal is the Hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Narwhalsgomoo is ranked 182,670th in the world and 6,353rd in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -196.52 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,999thMost Pacifist: 8,633rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,169thTop
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Most Influential: 10,650thBest Weather: 11,041stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,452ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,629thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,908thLowest Crime Rates: 13,456thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,734thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,786thNicest Citizens: 14,874thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,949thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,979thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,001stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,472ndLargest Welfare Programs: 16,640thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,802ndSafest: 16,877thSmartest Citizens: 16,930thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,940thMost Inclusive: 18,497th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 195th in the regionMost Influential: 244th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 443rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 515th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 583rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 594th in the regionBest Weather: 605th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 638th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 731st in the regionNicest Citizens: 746th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Narwhalsgomoo was endorsed by The Heart of The United Syrian States.
  • : Narwhalsgomoo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Narwhalsgomoo, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Narwhalsgomoo, populations of two-headed Hounds have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Narwhalsgomoo, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Narwhalsgomoo, there's no representation without taxation.
  • : Following new legislation in Narwhalsgomoo, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Narwhalsgomoo, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Narwhalsgomoo, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Narwhalsgomoo, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.

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