The Empire of Narwhalsgomoo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Crow Emrest with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 6.418 billion Narwhals are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akistra City. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Narwhalan economy, worth 647 trillion Roses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,825 Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, and Crow Emrest is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narwhalsgomoo's national animal is the Hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Narwhalsgomoo is ranked 5,255th in the world and 276th in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 19.38 bananas ingested per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Narwhalsgomoo, Crow Emrest is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
- : Following new legislation in
Narwhalsgomoo, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.
- : Following new legislation in
Narwhalsgomoo, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in
Narwhalsgomoo, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
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Narwhalsgomoo endorsed
The Republic of Brrrrr.
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Narwhalsgomoo was endorsed by
The Republic of Brrrrr.
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Narwhalsgomoo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in
Narwhalsgomoo, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in
Narwhalsgomoo, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
- : Following new legislation in
Narwhalsgomoo, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 22 » New Rogernomics,
The Gelseen Hegemony,
Leonism,
Fluffiness,
Surd,
Kryansk,
Wassily Universal Rifling Company,
Debussy,
Treadwellia,
Americastrailia,
Nucular,
Fortytipper,
The Sigometh Dynasty,
Islayth,
Native Inhabitants of Antarctica,
Alf53,
Paulu,
Custadia,
Flasankia,
Ecchi Unlimited,
Sierra Arali, and
Brrrrr.