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The Empire of
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Crow Emrest
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Narwhalsgomoo

Population6.418 billion

CapitalAkistra City
LeaderCrow Emrest

CurrencyRose
AnimalHound

The Empire of Narwhalsgomoo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Crow Emrest with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 6.418 billion Narwhals are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akistra City. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Narwhalan economy, worth 647 trillion Roses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,825 Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, and Crow Emrest is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narwhalsgomoo's national animal is the Hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Narwhalsgomoo is ranked 5,255th in the world and 276th in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 19.38 bananas ingested per day.

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Best Weather: 4,296thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,110thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,239thHealthiest Citizens: 5,255thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,705thMost Pacifist: 5,761stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,081stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,493rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,541stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,904thMost Influential: 7,462ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,562ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,927thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,979thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,992ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,996thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,341stSafest: 9,341stNicest Citizens: 11,139thSmartest Citizens: 11,941stMost Secular: 11,993rdHighest Food Quality: 12,928thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,911thMost Inclusive: 14,237thLargest Governments: 14,522ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,177thMost Developed: 17,291stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,369thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,737thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,180thMost Cultured: 23,292ndMost Subsidized Industry: 24,484th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 142nd in the regionMost Influential: 181st in the regionBest Weather: 205th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 212th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 260th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 276th in the regionMost Pacifist: 280th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 287th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 334th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 334th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 437th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 442nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 487th in the regionSafest: 489th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 502nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 505th in the regionNicest Citizens: 555th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 578th in the regionMost Secular: 618th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 639th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 676th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 685th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 687th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Narwhalsgomoo, Crow Emrest is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
  • : Following new legislation in Narwhalsgomoo, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.
  • : Following new legislation in Narwhalsgomoo, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Narwhalsgomoo, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Narwhalsgomoo endorsed The Republic of Brrrrr.
  • : Narwhalsgomoo was endorsed by The Republic of Brrrrr.
  • : Narwhalsgomoo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Narwhalsgomoo, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Narwhalsgomoo, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Narwhalsgomoo, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.

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