The Kingdom of White Cat is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Orange The Cute and The fifth with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 1.894 billion White Catians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cat City. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming White Catian economy, worth 203 trillion Cat Foods a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,391 Cat Foods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Cat's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

White Cat is ranked 281,138^th in the world and 10,724^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -358.28 on the Scary Big Number Scale.