The United Federal Empire of Deadmau5 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Great Uniter with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.354 billion Horde are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal District. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Deadmau5ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,388 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 166,171 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deadmau5's national animal is the Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Deadmau5 is ranked 3,962^nd in the world and 221^st in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 122.38 law-abiding acts per hour.