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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 343rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 430thLargest Black Market: 618th
The Blessed Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
God is a Custadian.
Managing Director/Security Auditor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.857 billion

LeaderHoly Emperor Strenst XXIX


The Blessed Kingdom of Custadia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Strenst XXIX with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.857 billion Custadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krudzt. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The strong Custadian economy, worth a remarkable 3,262 trillion Teils a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 235,446 Teils, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Custadia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Custadia is ranked 227,254th in the world and 7,084th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.53 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 343rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 430thLargest Black Market: 618thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 637thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,307thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,381stLargest Mining Sector: 1,432ndMost Influential: 1,589thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,012thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,139thTop
Most Avoided: 2,463rdLargest Governments: 2,610thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,661stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,763rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,168thHighest Economic Output: 3,871stHighest Average Incomes: 4,031stLowest Crime Rates: 5,278thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,547thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,358thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,259thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,133rdSmartest Citizens: 11,380thTop
Most Inclusive: 13,663rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,385thHealthiest Citizens: 16,447thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,536thLargest Populations: 17,354thMost Secular: 20,711th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 68th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 117th in the regionMost Avoided: 123rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 145th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 147th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 187th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 201st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 303rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 368th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 379th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 404th in the regionMost Stationary: 486th in the regionLargest Populations: 503rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 546th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 587th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 603rd in the region

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