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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 380thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 564th
The Blessed Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
God is a Custadian.
Managing Director & Security Auditor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population15.626 billion

LeaderHoly Emperor Strenst XXIX


The Blessed Kingdom of Custadia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Strenst XXIX with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, sprawling nuclear power plants, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.626 billion Custadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krudzt. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The strong Custadian economy, worth a remarkable 3,576 trillion Teils a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 228,870 Teils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Custadia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Custadia is ranked 5,397th in the world and 290th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.18 law-abiding acts per hour.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 380thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 564thLargest Black Market: 730thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,338thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,472ndMost Patriotic: 1,549thLargest Mining Sector: 1,657thMost Influential: 1,825thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,383rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,449thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,730thLargest Governments: 2,780thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,012thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,183rdHighest Economic Output: 3,943rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,717thLowest Crime Rates: 5,397thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,922ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,027thSmartest Citizens: 11,186thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,225thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,195thMost Inclusive: 13,819thHealthiest Citizens: 16,322ndLargest Populations: 16,525thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,910thMost Secular: 19,886thMost Stationary: 21,455th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 42nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 58th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 83rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 120th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 126th in the regionLargest Governments: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 132nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 132nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 157th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 195th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 241st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 268th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 290th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 345th in the regionMost Stationary: 384th in the regionLargest Populations: 488th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 576th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 649th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 674th in the regionMost Inclusive: 786th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 927th in the regionRudest Citizens: 956th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,017th in the region

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