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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 336thMost Advanced Public Transport: 375thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 572nd
The Blessed Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
God is a Custadian.
Director of Public Relations and Security Auditor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.823 billion

LeaderHoly Emperor Strenst XXIX


The Blessed Kingdom of Custadia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Strenst XXIX with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.823 billion Custadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krudzt. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The strong Custadian economy, worth a remarkable 3,409 trillion Teils a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 230,045 Teils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Custadia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Custadia is ranked 17,107th in the world and 501st in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 14.8 billion Capita.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 336thMost Advanced Public Transport: 375thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 572ndLargest Black Market: 656thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,490thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,540thLargest Mining Sector: 1,623rdMost Influential: 1,960thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,282ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,438thLargest Governments: 2,716thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,730thMost Avoided: 2,848thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,968thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,107thHighest Economic Output: 3,979thHighest Average Incomes: 4,473rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,379thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,830thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,056thSmartest Citizens: 11,639thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,664thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,057thMost Inclusive: 14,121stHealthiest Citizens: 16,763rdLargest Populations: 17,107thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,201stMost Secular: 20,970th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 81st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 120th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 124th in the regionLargest Governments: 129th in the regionMost Avoided: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 147th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 147th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 196th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 224th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 280th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 303rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 337th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 423rd in the regionLargest Populations: 501st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 511th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 577th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 595th in the regionRudest Citizens: 693rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 745th in the region

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