The United States of Brunoa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Rosenhardt with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.501 billion Brunoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brundston. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brunoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,669 trillion Brodans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,559 Brodans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brunoa's national animal is the Rouge Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Brunoa is ranked 7,731^st in the world and 482^nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.26 law-abiding acts per hour.