The Opulent Citizenry's Demesne of Glamour is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The 45th Diva of the People Jana Aspen with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.4 billion Glamazonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stiletto. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Glamourous economy, worth a remarkable 1,805 trillion Papers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,724 Papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glamour's national animal is the Phlamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Glamour is ranked 242,545^th in the world and 1,054^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.77 kickbacks per hour.