The World World Census
The Most Corrupt Governments in the World
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds” | |
| 2. |  The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL | Iron Fist Consumerists | “DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!” | |
| 3. |  The Mysterious Airship of King Carl | Iron Fist Consumerists | “No it is not” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Cutote | Corporate Police State | “None shall stop our conquest!” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Chris Hall | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ” | |
| 6. |  The Incorporated States of Uniserve | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Our upstream provider did it!” | |
| 7. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 8. |  The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Mata ai ni kurukarane” | |
| 9. |  The Dominion of Teufelvolk | Left-Leaning College State | “Fight to the death!” | |
| 10. |  The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | Corporate Bordello | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” |
